#princes proclaimations

[raccooninapartyhat]

someone come do gay things with me like go on dates and lie on me with your face on my chest when we go to sleep and kiss me over tea or hot chocolate or coffee in the mornings

[raccooninapartyhat]

me: why do i react so strongly to this particular thing

repressed memory emerging from its box: hi

me:...i'm just gonna lock that back up now thanks

[raccooninapartyhat]

shhhhhhh. do you hear that? it’s the sound of me having an anxiety attack

[raccooninapartyhat]

am i exhausted? yes. am i going to keep staying up to obscene hours at night for no reason at all? also yes.

[raccooninapartyhat]

It’s August and I’m knitting christmas decorations. I’ve officially become that type of crafter.

[raccooninapartyhat]

random asshole i literally just met: here's a website on how your incurable genetic condition can be cured through yoga meditation and vitamins

me: that's bullshit. this whole thing is bullshit. that's a scam. fuck you guys. here's 95 reasons why.

[raccooninapartyhat]

I hate how all the weighted lap pads I can find are like. 1kg and that’s it. That’s not nearly enough weight for my sensory seeking ass.

Realistically, I need about 5lbs of weight to get a good amount of stimulation. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a weighted lap pad that weight which isn’t like £70 (not even including p&p) or covered in jigsaw pieces or Thomas the Tank Engine?

It’s almost impossible.

I think I’m just gonna have to make my own.

[raccooninapartyhat]

I’m moving in with at least 5 total strangers next month how do i get them to not hate me???? do i bake them things???? knit them all warm things for winter?????? give them an endless supply of facts about bees on our first meeting so they’ll become desensitised to me really fast???????????