#princess asks

[aprincessplace]

When can we get more photos of you? I need my daily fix of our naughty princess 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

Awww, can't disappoint such a sweet anon! Here's a throwback for Slutty Sunday!

[sir-big-bass-knight-of-ur-mum]

MY KNIGHT!!! YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS!! HOW IS YOUR QUESTING? I hope your tummy is feeling better and if not let me remove your helm and let you rest your head upon my lap as i stroke your hair!

Ah hello my princess, I’m feeling much better now, twas a side effect of going from eating approximately 500 calories a day for 3 days back to my normal 1800 ish a day when I realized what was happening. Thank you for your concern…. But I must request you follow through on your offer, just to be sure it’s truly all gone

[softsunlightprincess]

{At the secret princesses-only meeting}

Alright girls, of my maids said, to my face, that she’s “evil” when I confronted her on her insolent and bullying behavior.

Should I be concerned? I’ve got a very loyal hound-knight that I trust to keep me safe, don’t get me wrong.

But if she’s bold enough to call herself evil to my face, it begs the question what sort of schemes her insolence might inspire behind my back!!! Much to think about.

[the-mostwholesome-princess]

Is this not what you were hoping for princess?

Look: I am not twitching in my cage. Im not considering burning my budget on a dildo so I can get off in a way that doesng involve jerking it. The thought of not being allowed fo xum for months isnt making me wanna rip the cage off and cum mindlessly, and knowing I can't ISN'T making me feel warm and fuzzy in public

And you're weird for thinking all those things are happening

[viscountessvivi]

I want to know how ppl get inspired to write by listening to songs like it's not bad, it's awesome in fact and I wanna do that too but I just don't understand how to reciprocate that into writing (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[stprincesses]

You should go to McTabby's

We have not heard that name before. What is this McTabby's?

This place intrigues me. Is there a way to spread my following at this... McTabby's?

Sure, whatever makes you happy!

[yorhavallite]

Sometimes I like to torture myself by playing a mobile phone game called "brawl stars." How do you guys inflict self torture upon yourselves?

[silence-between-seconds]

Regulus to Sirius as he's looking down at Severus Snapes mauled by werewolf body: Have I taught you nothing?

Sirius hands on hips: fine next time I want to commit a murderer I'll ask for my baby brother's input! Will you help me or not?

Regulus handing Sirius a shovel: You owe me big time!

Sirius: Yes yes I'll get James Potter to agree to marry you

James in the bushes still puking and traumatized: Do I not have a say in this?

Regulus rasies and eyebrow: do you both want to go to Azkaban and have Remus killed?

James covering his mouth: Oh merlin *pukes again* Fine! But I want a spring wedding!

Regulus smiles all happy and in love, all while digging a grave: alright

James: And I want two babies! And I get to name one of them Harry!

WOW LMAO

the way james went alright then this is happening im getting a spring wedding

regulus smiling while grave digging is so babygurl of him. slay