#princess-joseph

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I couldn't get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.

AU MEME : Arthur/Eames (Inception) + Arthur/Hannibal (Hannibal) for @princess-joseph {was also the idea source}

Hannibal is Arthur's step-father

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princess-joseph replied to your post“Does Bane want to fist his boys bootay?”

bane's fist in john's butt? oh my.... i kind of want. poor john lol

Oh yes. But John's been a very bad boy to Bane in that fic so far, so Bane's gunna make him regret that. XD

It will be an interesting contrast to the other fisting fic, cuz whereas that's all about Arthur trusting Eames, this Bane/Blake is pure sadomasochism. :'3

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princess-joseph replied to your post“Great news!”

proceed with caution lol

Don't make me nervous! I'm trying to not be scared of fisting anymore. O_O

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starksli replied to your post“Great news!”

If you have any questions... I'm just saying. I may know... things.

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First question: WHAT? Second question: Is it safe to try on oneself first, or no? 

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1,7,13,20

1. Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Yeah, but I guess it’s good I don’t have one since I’d never have an opportunity to spend time with him. :C

7. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?

YES. I had a night-shift security job in college, so I spent plenty of nights as is watching the sunrise. I was SUPPOSED to only work four hour shifts the nights leading up to Obama’s first inauguration, but a bunch of folks cancelled, so not only did I have to pull an all-nighter at one post, then stay up all day and then work again for a million hours before we left super early to catch the train to the Smithsonian, I also agreed to stay over at my then-boyfriend’s room with him and his roommate afterwards, so I looked like a zombie by the time I went to sleep. O_O

13. Do you believe in love?

I do! 

20. Do you secretly like someone?

Yeahhh :3 *hides under my bed*

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princess-joseph replied to your post“O: That last smut picture, Thug Bane in jail and a newly convict John being paired with the muscle man who becomes curious by the youngsters nervous innocence!”

thug bane!!! yaaaassss

Mmmm-hm.

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princess-joseph replied to your post“Oh my goodness. You can't just make up a new verse and leave us hanging...”

YEAH! I want to know more.ughhh please

Oh wow! Thank you boo! I really like this verse too. :3 

The basic premise is that, in an ABO verse, this is how Eames brings Arthur into the world of dreamshare, from a kid who had nothing to one who will revolutionize the field and have a really cute family with Eames. :3

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princess-joseph replied to your post“Have you ever read a gay sex scene in a fic and been like "omg that's not how that works AT ALL". Are there things about gay sex female writers seem to keep getting wrong?”

omg thank you! fics have deceived me!

Yeahhhh, but I'm guessing they got it from gay porn, which is mostly set up to make penetration the end-all/by-all of sex, so they get all the rimming, sucking, etc "out of the way" before "real sex" happens, when in reality it generally more of just doing whatever makes you feel great in the moment, whether you've been fucking for five minutes and stop to kiss and pet for a few seconds or whatever--real sex is far less rigidly choreographed. :)

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misterthenardier replied to your post“Have you ever read a gay sex scene in a fic and been like "omg that's not how that works AT ALL". Are there things about gay sex female writers seem to keep getting wrong?”

Loves it.

Thank you boo! <3

[whiskyrunner]

that's right girl. Levi's standards are way too high. i mean he's humanity's strongest, so he needs humanity's biggest d. aka erwin's. yeah eruri forever. it's canon >:D

LEVI: HE CAN TAKE IT.

Really though they just make perfect sense.