highly contagious

A re-archiving/and future posting blog for fandom AU meme and fic prompt picspams found on  viticomus' blog . Not every picspam is based on my own idea (reblogged or personally made); the source's are included in the caption. Any graphic reblogged here but not made by me was either based on a request I made -sometimes from an older username , or an au I found very interesting; so be sure to check the source. Assuming anyone should ever be interested enough, I have no objections to anyone writing something based off one of my own au's/prompts.

[dreamerdiscipline]

It’s a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.

Headcanon Concepts: Arthur is CIA operative on a deep cover mission to infiltrate the world of dreamshare

[carnographic]

Beads of sweat form above the eyes of a heathen Emperor Who won't get on his feet and step outside into the freezing temperature He wants to adjust the global thermostat But he's so remote... and you can't control the world like that

AU Concepts: While in limbo, Saito makes contact with another dimension and acquires superhuman abilities. Will he choose to use his powers in service of himself, or in service of the world?

[omophagist]

I’m a detective. If I worship anything - it’s logic.

AU MEME : Bat Country (previously here)

[omophagist]

That brand of costumed justice went out with the tommy gun..

AU MEME : Nolan!verse Batman  + Outlaw/Motorcycle Gang AU inspired by bloodforthecause + punk!vengers ‘verse (and previously indulged)

[omophagist]

I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other. 

AU Concepts: Batman, 1881

[omophagist]

ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do.

john 8:44

Gift Sets : A lapsed Catholic, Arthur is incepted into believing he’s possessed by Belial. (for sibilantly)

[omophagist]

No, my strong suspicion is- we get the world we deserve.

[omophagist]

fuck it. we’re going into the whiskey business

Inception + 1920’s speakeasy verse; for @grizzly-bear-bane

[omophagist]

the path to the shepherd is through the sheep

{x} ,{x}

[sibilantly]

Jon Martello (?) in Orphan Blake verse though. Thoughts?

STOP INFECTING MY MIND.

(I kid, infect my mind AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.)

–

“You guys aren’t me.” Jon scoffs. “The only one who’s me is me.”

“Yeah, we’re all special snowflakes,” Arthur says dryly, “just like they told us in grade school. But, genetically speaking, there are half a dozen of us who are just like you.”

He gestures at the photos and documents Blake had compiled, and Jon goes back to scrutinising them in silence. He isn’t shutting down and going into shellshocked denial, which Arthur has to admit is a plus. On the other hand, this is Arthur’s third round of explaining things to him.

Jon’s gaze flits from one clone’s file to another, before eventually lifting and settling on Arthur himself. “I’ve got a science question,” he says, and Arthur sighs.

Why did they all seem to think he was the one with the answers? He wasn’t even the one who’d informed them all of their clone status. Blake was.

Blake, who is currently sprawled out on the couch in his stupid neoprene undersuit, tousle-haired and bleary-eyed, channel surfing, leaving Arthur alone to deal with Jon.

“I’ve just spent the past ten hours patrolling,” had been Blake’s excuse. “Can’t you explain things to him without me?”

“I can,” Arthur said, mouth thin. “But I shouldn’t have to, considering you were the one who started this all. I was perfectly fine with letting everything be.”

“Perfectly fine with leaving everyone ignorant, you mean,” Blake snapped.

The argument had devolved from there, ending only when Blake stalked off and threw himself down onto the couch, radiating an almost palpable aura of I can’t hear you, fuck off.

Which brought them back to:

“Isn’t being gay, like, genetic?” Jon continues, oblivious. When Arthur raises an eyebrow, he adds, “I’ve heard that Lady Gaga song,” and hums out a few bars of the chorus for Born This Way.

“I’m going to refrain from the ‘sexuality is a spectrum’ lecture,” Arthur says, after a pause, “because I have a feeling it might be beyond you, at the moment. But as for homosexuality being genetic– so what if it is?”

“So I’m not gay,” Jon says, with patient slowness, like Arthur's the moron.

From the couch, Blake snorts, but when Arthur cuts his eyes at him, Blake is watching the drama of Project Runway with rapt attention.

[omophagist]

you’ve got me on the prowl…

WIP Collaboration Projects: Wolf Country ( Inception/Tdkr Werewolf verse); Arthur x Eames,  Eames x Anna Ramirez, John Blake x Captain Jones - cowritten with @grizzly-bear-bane

While driving on an Indiana highway, trucker Eames nearly loses his life. He might not have hit a deer but he’s definitely stumbled across something that’ll open up a whole world of trouble.

[writing-prompt-s]

A friendship between a time traveler and an immortal. Wherever the time traveler ends up, the immortal is there to catch him up to speed.

[nerds-are-cool]

if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments" 

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)       Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii)      I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)     you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)     you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)      Flower shop AU

i)       You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii)      I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)     (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)      Library AU

i)       You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii)      I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)     The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)      Awful first time meeting

i)       I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii)      I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)     You get the gist to this one

iv)     Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5)      Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)       We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii)      “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii)     A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv)     We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v)      You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)     “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)      Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i)       You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)      I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)     You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)     Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)      Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7)      FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i)       It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)      My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)     There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)     I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)      Soulmate aus

i)       The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii)      You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)     The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)     Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v)      Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9)      Alternate universes for real

i)       Mermaids

ii)      Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii)     Hogwarts

iv)     We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)      Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)     Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10)   Other aus that I like

i)       I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii)      We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii)     Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)     It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v)      It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)     Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)   You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)     You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x)      You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi)     I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)   I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

send me some to @theskyis-forever

[c-is-for-circinate]

So, I know how much everybody loves pretend-dating/pretend-marriage fics, but have you considered ‘pretend NOT to be dating/married’ AUs?

For example:

My friend is so determined to fix me up with somebody better than my string of casual coffee date/hookup partners that I didn’t have the heart to tell her, after she set us up for a blind date, that I actually met you six months ago

We’re both professors in the same department and it enhances your reputation with the students as a mysterious enigma and my reputation as a stone-cold terror if we pretend to hate each other, plus when we back each other up in departmental meetings everybody’s so surprised they give in right away

My parents thought I was working for an insurance company in New York when really I was joining the CIA so I just sort of never mentioned when I met you on an assassination-gone-wrong and now we’ve been married for five years and they still don’t know you exist, this has gotten wildly out of hand and you won’t stop laughing about it

All your coworkers know you’re married to a cop but now I’m undercover investigating a string of bank heists and it turns out that your only friend at your shitty new job is dating the head bank robber.

We’ve been communicating entirely by email/phone/carrier pigeon/paid messenger for the past year as we work to bring some peace and order to this troubled land, so when I walked into the negotiation room to sit down with the fearsome and terrible politician/businessperson/famed warrior that all my people are so afraid of, I didn’t really expect it to be you.

I didn’t think my parents could accept me dating somebody of your gender/race/religion/species, so we’ve been keeping it quiet, but now my mom can’t stop talking about her friend’s next-door neighbor and how perfect they’d be for me and you’ve got some nosy neighbor trying to set you up with their coworker’s kid and how do we tell them we’re engaged without making them think it’s because of their completely uninvited meddling?

You’ve got to pretend-date your best friend for a couple of weeks because reasons, and somehow that means we’re passing ourselves off as siblings to explain why we live together but we’ve started giving each other really filthy pre-sex looks behind everyone’s back like a game of chicken and pretty soon somebody is going to start to have serious concerns about our siblinghood.

Pretending-not-to-be-dating AUs: add yours today!

[omophagist]

it’s all fun and games until someone loses….

…..learn to hide the anger. practice smiling in the mirror.

[pascalisromanus]

you’re the one the wild called

AU Files:  Arthur/Mal, Arthur/Saito + Alien Abduction/Experimentation; Catboy

While living on the secret compound for Project Somnacin Arthur makes contact with beings outside the realm of the subconscious and reality. Missing for two months he returns bearing different biological features and exhibiting behavior more feline than human. Researcher Mallory Miles finds herself grappling theories and possibilities even more elusive than those of the human mind while a financial contributor to the Project finds himself more than a little intrigued. 

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

AUs for when your OTP are both assholes

You drive a massive SUV and steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you’re hot AU

I’m a barista and you’re the obnoxious customer who comes through and orders a venti macchiato while talking on the phone the whole time so I misspell your name in increasingly creative ways every day AU

I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU

We were both playing wingman for our friends who have now decided to go home together, and after five minutes of conversation we fucking hate each other, let’s bang it out AU

I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it” AU

I asked for your help getting a book off the top shelf and and you laughed at my taste and called me a nerd so I shoved you into a table of nonfiction best-sellers and that’s how we both got banned from the quirky community bookstore AU

I take my grades very seriously and you’re the lazy asshole who asks a ton of off-topic questions to distract the professor and I might be a foot shorter than you but I swear to god I’ll fight you AU

You tried to barge into a private conversation so I said something devastatingly witty and dismissive but you came back with something even meaner and more clever AU

Shouting match over the last Thanksgiving turkey at the grocery store AU