"What the hell. There's such thing as boyfriend application?" Uh... he knew Joshua wasn't normal, but this was just...
The Official Boyfriend Application
BASIC INFORMATION
1. Full legal name:
2. Age:
3. Height:
4. Weight:
5. Eye color:
6. Measurements:
7. Natural hair color:
8. Current hair color:
CONTACT INFORMATION 9. Home phone:10. Cell Phone:11. Email:
GETTING TO KNOW YOU
12. Are you a virgin? Y N 13. If no, how many past sexual partners have you had?
14. Do you smoke? Y N 15. Do you use any illegal substances? Y N 16. Do you have kids? Y N 17. Do you workout? Y N 18. Do you currently have a source of income? Y N 19. If yes, what is it?
20. Do you live on your own? Y N 21. If no, whom do you currently reside with?
22. What kind of car do you drive?
23. Furthest level of education (circle one):
High School Some College Associate’s Degree Bachelor’s Degree
24. Have you ever cheated on a partner? Y N 25. Do you cook? Y N26. Do you have any siblings? Y N 27. What is your religious standing?
28. What is your political persuasion?
29. How many piercings (not including ears) do you have?
30. How many tattoos do you have?
31. What is your current favorite movie of all time?
32. List your three favorite genres of music in order of most favorite to least favorite:REASONS I SHOULD PICK YOU33. What is your idea of a perfect date in three sentences or less?
34. Explain why I should pick you as my boyfriend in one sentence:
35. List any special skills that you may have that are relevant to this position:
36. What do you want out of a relationship, specifically one with me?RELATIONSHIP BACKGROUNDList the details of your past three relationships starting with the most recent.
Start Date:End Date:Were you in love? Y NAm I prettier? Y NSexually active? Y NReason for breakup:
Start Date:End Date:Were you in love? Y NAm I prettier? Y NSexually active? Y NReason for breakup:
Start Date:End Date:Were you in love? Y NAm I prettier? Y NSexually active? Y NReason for breakup:DATE __________
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