#prithee

[cryptdfish]

hello tumblr, i heard ya'll like armored women ♥️

[fairybreadevangelist]

happy birthday week to me! 🎂 why is it happy you ask?

well by late november all moustaches have either flourished and bloomed into thick, luscious, awe inspiring sculptures of raw animal sex appeal or weakly wriggled their way out of sparse follicles only to flop limply on a sweaty upper lip.

and as a brilliant moustache is pre-requisite to contend for my blorboship, i can rest assured that i shall receive only the very best birthday present of them all: quality movember content that shall not give me the ick knock on wood oh please for the love of god.

[mercutiosblog]

fuck it

un-montagues your benvolio

(I shall make him an escalus fr)

😌💍

[junijwi]

[monk-the-carlo]

um. i sort-of need some-body to take mine confession as. as soon as possible. prithee

[stone-d-butch]

THIS BLOG IS ONLY FOR THE FOLLOWING! EVERYONE ELSE DO NOT INTERACT!!

𝐿𝒶𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓈 over 40

Lesbians with threatening aura

They/thems who wear odd jewelery

The strange and off-putting

Dykes who want to kill me

Women who are actually multiple women

The physically disabled

Anyone with a RAADS-R score of over 100

BBW (big beautiful witches)

Anyone who uses neo-pronouns

Freaky transgender 𝐿𝒶𝒹𝒾𝑒𝓈

Puppy-girls and dog-women

MESSAGES ARE OPEN TO ADULT QUEERS

ADMITTANCE CAN ALSO BE BOUGHT FOR A DONATION OF $12 TO MY VENMO (@ Lilith169)

[sunroofsaul]

Luvbi and Rouxls Kaard would be best friends. Just think about it

[whyoneartheven]

INDEED