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TEXT ⚔ EVANS CLAN

PATRICK: I don't know if mom and dad told you, but I'm on my way home from the hospital.

PATRICK: Could I perhaps get one of you guys to pick up a prescription of painkillers?

PENNY (@pennyevns) is really upset about her boyfriend leaving, but he only left because he was afraid of her figging fetish.

TEXT ✉️ PENNY

PATRICK: Where abouts are you in the country, and are you staying safe?

Text 💋The Lady

Maverick: I can't sleep.

Maverick: I don't know why I've chosen to bother you, but it seems like you're the first person that came to mind.

Maverick: I suppose what I'm trying to say as I painfully walk around this bush is..I miss you.

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