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Looks like BRIANNA (@briannaberryy) and WESTON (@westonrose) are on the rocks. I guess Cabo wasn't paradise at all.

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ashley, what 5 guys/girls from PSU would you pity fuck?

Unlike the rest of the world, I pity most of you. But I guess if I had to pick five of each to hop into bed with out of the kindness of my heart, it’d be:

GUYS

Max Sterling (@maxwelljsterling)

Ryan Anderson (@ryananders)

Scotty Sylvester (@scottysylvester)

Emmett Clarington (@emmettclaringtons)

Weston Rose (@westonrose)

GIRLS

Darcy Fabray (@darcyfabray)

Sophia Holliday (@sophiaholliday)

Miranda Corcoran (@miranda-corcoran)

Fletcher Porter (@porterfletcher)

Vera Lopez (@pezvera)

If any of y’all wanna hit me up, feel free!

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I hear LEVI (@leviabrams) spends his nights watching the food network because he has a crush on Bobby Flay.

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NADIA (@nadiahuds) slept with the baseball teams coach to get on the team.

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QUINN (@simplyquinnderella) and ELLIS (@ellispucks) really ran off to get married over break.

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RIO (@astrixsmy) needs to be locked up for insanity.

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The gossip well’s dry! Give me something to do. I refuse to believe you all suddenly became even more boring, especially over Spring Break.

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QUINN (@simplyquinnderella) seems so dull. What a shame.

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It's funny but mostly sad how GABRIELLE (@gabrielleclarke) and NOELLE (@noellesavannah) think that they are better than everyone else.

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STEVIE (@steviedawnstj) pretends to have a broken leg because she's just really bad at soccer.

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ashley, do you think that if the changs hooked up with the cohen-changs, it would be incest?

Wait, are they related? If they are, then yeah, obviously…

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EMMETT (@emmettclaringtons) was dared to see how much of his cello he could fit in his rear end, that's why he doesn't let anyone touch it now.

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NOELLE (@noellesavannah) flies so many different places because she likes to flush the airplane bathrooms while still sitting on them for the suction effect.

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LILLY (@lillyanders) and MADDOX (@king-maddox) like to frequent sex shops.

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HEAVEN (@heavenlyhayward) lost her toes in a bicycle accident, so they attached tiny hot dogs in their place.

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PENNY (@pennyevns) is really upset about her boyfriend leaving, but he only left because he was afraid of her figging fetish.

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SOPHIA (@sophiaholliday) is so jealous of HALLIE (@hallieday) that she's been trying to propose to DENA (@denaliamots) for over a month now.