If you've been on my blog long enough you know I'm pro hex, pro curse what have you.
Sometimes though...you don't want to go the whole nine regarding curses and shit. Sometimes what you have in your arsenal does not justify the transgression. Sometimes you want something other than hoping the next time the asshole you don't like has to shit they're stuck in traffic.
Nah nah nah, too cliche.
Allow me to give you some ideas as I am the duchess of petty.
Give them an itch that a scratch can never satisfy
Bring forth a pimple that always comes back no matter how it's popped or cleansed.
Conjure the agony of the person who angered you by blessing all of their crushes to find meaningful relationships elsewhere.
Plague them with an itch in the asshole. Just enough to be noticeable and unpleasant.
Curse them with finding rocks or sticky barbs of flora on their feet.
May glitches plague your games.
Infect them with insomnia.
Fuck up one shoe of their favorite pair just so getting rid of them is extra annoying.
Make the backs of their earrings disappear with your hex.
