vip 2012-forever

IM A BOY NOW BABY!! WHAT A FUCKING WIN!!!! 20 something ish if you're here from ao3 hi! I write slash! my reader insert writing blog is over @fictioncupid! and I take requests sometimes TRANS PEOPLE ARE MY FAVOURITE PEOPLE. EVERY TRANS PERSON. FUCK EVERYONE ELSE. 🤪🤪😤🤌 My shitposting main. Every obsession is catalogued here. Bigbang icon/title bc I have to put my love/concern/distress for them somewhere , and tumblr is somehow the only rational place for that. Plus I was a kpop tumblr in 2013 gotta stay true to my roots. LY! PEACE OUT ✌️✌️ fyi i love trans women; every season is terf hunting season

[fineitsa-dispatch-blog]

Waterboy during the bar fight

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

[dewberrys-sillyblog]

someone wronged me once

[dogpuppy]

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[teaboot]

Benoit Blanc off the shits

[sugar-petals]

the gays? zutter

this pride? zutter

bonus - seunghyun serving bicon in an interview (because which straight rapper names himself TOP)

[defxoul]

GD x BAD BOY 

[liololli]

[enigmasalad]

GO WHITE BOY GO!!!

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[neofox]

just a couple of wet cats in love ❤️💙

[missrommydolly]

📺♥️🦌

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[missbliss12]

Your most faithful listener.

[depsidase]

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[importantandunavoidable]

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[importantandunavoidable]

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

[waterboy-for-sexyman]

Waterboy propaganda! In text form.

He's a sweetheart with confidence issues. All the interactions ive seen him have on my playthrough was him trying his best to connect with others, joke around, do whats best for the community. Its not his fault he stutters.

He's extremely dedicated to his job, even when hes a janitor at first. Hes grateful for really any opportunity to be around his idols.

Following that, he has interests! Sounds like a low bar and it is. Ive met too many men that have no life aside from sports and sex. Having a man who has an actual personality and actual interests to talk about makes him even hotter imo.

When Robert reveals hes mecha man and Flambae gets all fired up, quite literally, Waterboy steps in to defend Robert, showing how loyal he is to those that treat him well. He also threatens Flambae AGAIN with like zero hesitation.

Also when he throws the chair at the vending machine?! Like that whole scene does something for me. And a thing that gradually happens over the storyline is his stutter does inprove. It doesnt disapear but he goes from struggling with single words to being able to say full sentences. Confidence, bitch!

Basically, i love Waterboy.

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me