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Dangerous Masterlist
AU! Pro racer Zemo 😎
Gender neutral reader
Chapter one
Chapter two
Chapter three
Chapter four
Chapter five
Chapter six
Chapter seven
Chapter eight
Chapter nine
Chapter ten
Chapter eleven
Chapter twelve
Chapter thirteen
Chpater fourteen
Epilogue
Extra content
Headcanons
Pro racer Zemo AU headcanons
Here are some general headcanons for my AU that I have.
You know Zemo and Stark are rivals, but here are some of the other racers.
Stephen Strange, next best driver to the two above. Only has one accident under his belt.
John Walker, he has potential, but has a long way to go before he's considered big game. Usually way at the back.
I could also see these characters as racers though they probably won't pop up in future chapters: Quill, T'challa, Carol.
Maybe Thor and Loki? The irony 😏
Shuri would definitely be on T'challa's crew.
Zemo's crew is small, but they work well together, even if some of them bicker.
It's mostly Sam and Bucky who take care of the car, sometimes Sarah helps if Sam asks nicely.
Peter Parker is a racer wannabe. He looks up to Stark. Often brings MJ and Ned to races when he gets a chance to go. Watches it on TV if he can't go.
Stark makes his cars from scratch. He spends most of his time working on them.
Pepper Potts is his manager. She'll come up later.
Zemo, as I've stated, knows cars inside and out. He doesn't build them from scratch like Stark, but he knows how to make them better and faster.
Stark does have losses under his belt, but his success rate is much higher.
People usually come to the races to see Stark. He has the biggest fan base.
The race in my story is completely made up as my knowledge of actual racing is minimum.
So far they have attended the same race track. It's a large stadium, seats everywhere. The track is long and has many turns throughout.
To keep track of the cars, cameras are highly relied on.
Hence why reader loses sight of the cars and has to watch a screen to keep up.
It's one lap.
Though the final race will have 3.
The time span between races is literally so I can build characters and relationships.
It's the perfect bridge for plot building.
I imagine not all racers pass the finish line, but as we're focusing on Stark and Zemo, I haven't mentioned that.
When Zemo's engine gave out in the 2nd race, I imagined him sitting in his car after Tony set off again, glaring in the direction he went off in.
You can probably tell I'm slipping references into the fic.
I work in a cafe in real life, so having the reader work in one was easy.
The Redwing is a small cafe in a little town. It's peaceful and a nice place for people to meet.
Reader lives in a town far from the track, hence the travelling.
That's why it means all the more to Zemo when reader comes to watch him race.
Reader has worked there a handful of years.
Reader's boss like racing. All kinds of racing, I just imagine him being pretty sporty outside of work.
Is a fan of Zemo.
Zemo does have a fanbase, but compared to Stark's, it's a little more casual.
His lack of crowds at races will make sense in later chapters.
It just made sense to me that Zemo would have an abandoned airstrip to practise at.
The hanger is literally a garage for his race car.
Zemo has a complicated past.
There is a reason he hasn't opened up to the reader.
There is also a reason reader can't find much on him.
Reader's "friend" remains nameless through out the fic.
Originally I wasn't going to have her appear all that much, but she worked with the story I had come up with.
You may notice something change the more I write about her.
"Friend" has been to races before.
I had imagined a scenario where she had seen Stark win a race and was like "next time I'll bring reader with me."
I could see reader not being all that into it up until the point she sees Zemo at that first race.
The moment reader approaches his car that first time, I imagine them alone.
That's why Zemo looks back at his car when he walks away.
He was curious as to why anyone at all would be near his car when Stark just won the race.
That's why he pulls up next to reader afterward.
He sees friend go off to celebrate with Stark.
Reader just walks away from that.
I suppose you could say he was amazed someone wasn't fawning over the billionaire.
Zemo started missing reader right after that first meeting.
This AU was going to be a oneshot.
I got carried away.
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