#probably true?

[transformersmr-hq]

...whirl has a gun in his dick. Thats just. Great.

No one knows if it's true until we take a look at it :)

[sivar-ooc]

The Novelist Should be in Jail

[x] consumed alcohol [x] slept in the same bed with someone of another gender [x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same gender [x] kissed someone of another gender [x] had sex [x] had someone in your room other than family [x] seen porn [x] bought porn [x] tried drugs [] been drugged TOTAL: 9

[x] taken painkillers [x] taken someone else’s prescription medicine [x] lied to your parents [x] lied to a friend [x] snuck out of the house [x] done something illegal [x] felt hurt [x] hurt someone [x] wished someone to die [x] seen someone die TOTAL: 10

[x] missed curfew [x] stayed out all night [] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [x] been to a therapist [  ] received a ticket [ x ] been to rehab [] dyed your hair [x] been in an accident [x] been to a club [x] been to a bar TOTAL:7

[x] been to a wild party [] been to a Mardi Gras parade [x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night [] had a spring break in Booty Bay [x] sniffed anything [] wore black nail polish [] wore arm bands [  ] wore t-shirts with band names [ x ] listened to rap TOTAL: 4

[] dressed gothic [] dressed girly [] dressed punk [] dressed grunge [x] stole something [x] been too drunk to remember anything [x] blacked out [x] fainted [x] had a crush on a neighbor TOTAL: 5

[x] had a crush on a friend [x] been to a concert [x] dry-humped someone/been dry humped [x] been called a slut [x] called someone a slut [  ] installed speakers in a car [x] broken a mirror [x] showered at someone of another gender’s house [  ] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush TOTAL: 7

[  ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper [ x ] seen an R-rated movie [x] cruised the mall [] skipped school [] had surgery [x] had an injury [] gone to court [ x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping [x] caught something on fire [] lied about your age TOTAL: 5

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house [x] broken the law in the police’s presence [x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF [x] got in trouble with the police [x] talked to a stranger [x] hugged a stranger [x] kissed a stranger [] rode in the car with a stranger [x] been harassed [x] been verbally harassed TOTAL:9

[] met face-to-face with someone you met online [] stayed online for 5+ hours straight [] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight   [] watched TV for 5 hours straight [x] been to a faire [x] been called a bad influence [x] drank and drove steered a ship [ ] prank-called someone [x] laid on a couch with someone of another gender [x] cheated on a test TOTAL: 3

If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody] If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody] If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average] If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid] If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence] If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person] If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail] If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead] If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]

Total: 61

Tagged by: @caelaenne

Tagging: @anahearn @unabashedrebel @k-sunrael @lilthessa @arandori @valishoneybee

[nin10deano]

What if the reason you always have to pee when you're in a cold lake or pool is that your body gets worried about the temperature drop and wants to warm up the water?