In every fuckin' book/tv show/movie I see, the Chosen One is always really fucking unwilling. Basically "Holy shit take this responsibility away from me what is this" type of vibe coming off them at all times.
So, for once, I would like a Chosen One that can choose.
Born the Chosen One? Don't wanna be the Chosen One? No problem. Just find a willing person, maybe that jealous dick of a rival you have, and get them to accept the prophecy! BAM you're free and the prophecy has changed.
The villain comes up just "PREPARE TO D--Wait a minute. Wait a minute, you're not--"
"Nope. Not anymore. Plain Jane, just me, nothin out of the ordinary here."
"Um...ooookay then. Where is the new one?"
"That dick over there. See that stupid hair? Yeah, that one."
Then the rival learns that WHOA HEY NOW maybe being the Chosen One isn't all that great now I've got somebody trying to kill me and everyone I love and destroy my world and HEY YOU OVER THERE YES YOU WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE?
"Sure, why the hell not?"
"Thanks my dude (sucker)"
Then the villain comes in again like "GET READY TO PERISH--Wait, what? But you were just--? And they told me...? Well NOW who is it!?"
And this just keeps going until the Chosen Curse is finally placed on somebody TRULY willing, and by then the villain's just like "Aaaaand you're not it either are you?" And just fucking gives up because this is too much work dammit they did not sign up for this shit.
"Now you know how it feels, don't you, ya damn maniac."
"God yes can we just go for coffee and work this out in a contract or something I'm too tired to stab you."