#procrastinating basic bodily functions

[turns-out-its-adhd]

A good friend once shared this factoid that "all mammals take roughly 20 seconds to urinate" and every time I am taking an extra long piss it comes hurtling through the brain fuzz to annoy me.

Morning piss time should not be interrupted with such nonsense!

Nevermind that I may have procrastinated peeing so long that I am now evacuating several gallons at once...