me: okay brain, listen here you little bish, I said we writing today
my adhd: but there’s dust under your furniture and your room suddenly looks very cleanable
me: nO wE cLeAnED mY ROoM YesTERDAY
my adhd: okay well what about YouTube or tumblr, you should check those for the 82nd time today
me: no, no more distractions. IT’S WRITING TIME.
my adhd: but aren’t you hungry all of a sudden even though you just ate? maybe you should go stare at the pantry or look in the fridge for thirty minutes to look for a snack—
me: ...you have a point there
my adhd: —just to come back with nothing.
me: noW HANG ON—
my adhd: and don’t forget to check all the burners and appliances and tidy up the cabinets and counters and do the dishes and take out the trash and you might as well go reorganize the pantry while you’re in there, then maybe do some laundry since your next to the washer. and don’t forget your vitamins by the sink (forgets them anyway). oh and give the dog a bath too. and maybe even rearrange the furniture in the living room?
me: valid *whips out some pen and paper* *takes notes*
my adhd: and then make a post about your adhd instead of writing because of your adhd
me: *forgets notes* you got it, dude
update: I cleaned my room again.













