#procrasturbation

[procrasturbation-uwu-blog]

lmao I'm deciding to write a villain!Deku fic as I'm writing my Deadpool Deku fic and y i k e s I'm gonna suffer

[hjbender]

So instead of writing like I should be, I’m building a fictional/mythological AU family of ridiculously good-looking people.

Lovable older twins Baldur and Hodur (Clive Standen), famous middle child Thor (Chris Hemsworth), and hotheaded younger twins Valí and Vítharr (Garrett Hedlund). 

My adherence to canon mythology is garbage, nothing makes sense, and everything is beautiful. Oh well, it’s a Norse fairy tale.

Edited 18 June 2018 18:35 EST

[cherrypikkins]

Me: -gets all her shit done early before the due date and a week of free time-

Me: -still feels that bizarre guilt of procrastinating and feeling like she should work on said shit more-

Me: WHAT'S THE POINT, THIS IS WHY I DO ALL MY THINGS LAST MINUTE.

[procrasturbation-uwu-blog]

Deadpool!Midoriya Izuku AU

https://archiveofourown.org/works/18216593/chapters/43096373

"It's a shame," hissed Aizawa. "He'd be an incredible hero if it weren't for his shit personality."

He wanted to be a hero—he really did. But heroes took too long, and instead, he escaped by himself. The hero industry left a terrible taste in his mouth, and so did the villains who captured him. Midoriya Izuku will become something else, something better. And he'll fight for what's right by him and the innocent, even if it meant breaking the law.

Hey, so I started writing a Deadpool AU. I’m pretty bad at advertising lmao, but feel free to check it out and leave your thoughts!

[sunsetmoonbeam]

The funniest part of my transition so far is the hrt lowering my libido and kind of confirming my suspicions that I'm asexual. Whenever I try to masturbate, I get distracted and I put it off until the next day. Like vacuuming. The only thing that gets me going now is thinking about this shy androgynous guy at work. All of a sudden the cypro doesn't work

[sins-and-lattes]

I so badly didn’t want to go to work today… just wanted to lay in bed and play with myself… (I did go to work like a Responsible Adult, but my panties were soaked)

[exosentient]

Absolutely no one asked but did a different version of the Flux goodbye gif. Experimenting with tweening (overlapping) frames to emphasise mood. I think I might try it with a gif of a character in motion so that they leave time-lapse trails behind.

[ybgwrites]

Is it Friday yet? 🙄

How are y’all doing? 😘