#prof. coomer

[blackmesauniversity]

hey dr. coomer! what do you teach? also who's the dean? -scorpi

“I teach philosophy, though I also step in to substitute for many other teachers in Black Mesa! As well as that, I am fluent in 6 languages and have passing knowledge in many of the classes taught here! Although I’m no replacement for talking with your assigned teacher, I can certainly give you pointers on anything you may have trouble with.”

“And, aha, he prefers to just be called The Dean. There’s a rumor that he’s related to one of the teachers, but I wouldn’t go around telling people that without proof.”

[blackmesauniversity]

“so you dont have a parking tag, huh?”

“No???? Because I walk???”

“Passport?”

“Ah, I always keep my passport on me as well!”

”What are you two FUCKING talking about”

“Why, Gordon! A passport is a travel document, usually issued by a country's government to its citizens, that certifies the identity and nationality of its holder primarily for the purpose of international travel-”

“gunna have to uh. follow you around, bro. you cant be here without your passssss-port”

“Pfft, I-okay. Alright. You can follow me around dude, as long as you stop bugging me about identification, because this is absolutely wild.”

“nnnnnnnnah. you dont even have your parking tag, man”

[blackmesauniversity]

how big is your staff? whats the teacher to student ratio like?

“We have exactly-“

“too many. makes my job hard bro.”

[blackmesauniversity]

so whos worked here the longest hmmmmm

“Why, that’d be the Dean! He’s a very valuable part of the staff, here at BMU!”