Aug 20, 2020
well feetman? answer the damn question, where’s your feet slug permit? -📼 anon
“Alright, you’ve had your fun. But this line of communication is for serious enquiries. Can we please keep it that way?”
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well feetman? answer the damn question, where’s your feet slug permit? -📼 anon
“Alright, you’ve had your fun. But this line of communication is for serious enquiries. Can we please keep it that way?”
u got here by foot? where's ur shoe permit? u got a right to those feet slugs??
“I- Feet slugs??”
we're being very serious Professor, I know I have My leg ticket,
“yeah bro, where’s your uh, your leg permit?”
“I am losing my mind. And you are why.”
“so you dont have a parking tag, huh?”
“No???? Because I walk???”
“Passport?”
“Ah, I always keep my passport on me as well!”
”What are you two FUCKING talking about”
“Why, Gordon! A passport is a travel document, usually issued by a country's government to its citizens, that certifies the identity and nationality of its holder primarily for the purpose of international travel-”
“gunna have to uh. follow you around, bro. you cant be here without your passssss-port”
“Pfft, I-okay. Alright. You can follow me around dude, as long as you stop bugging me about identification, because this is absolutely wild.”
“nnnnnnnnah. you dont even have your parking tag, man”
okay Gordon so what if you walked here, where's your leg ticket -scorpi
“what- What are you talking about, you’re joking, right?”
what do you teach professor freeman???
“I teach Theoretical Physics, It’s definitely a tough subject, but it’s one we see students really engage with”
well gordon? wheres your parking tag?
“I don’t- I don’t HAVE a parking ticket, I walked here,”
“-Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.”
“Professor Coomer, I-I already know what a chair is.”
“Maybe so, Gordon! However-”
“Yooooo, what are you guys doin’ here? Is that legal?”
“Wh-I-Yes? Dude, we literally work here.”
“Mmmmmmmm gonna have to see your parking tags then.”
“Of course!”
“What???”
[GORDON, COOMER, and BENREY are now on school grounds!]