“-Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.”
“Professor Coomer, I-I already know what a chair is.”
“Maybe so, Gordon! However-”
“Yooooo, what are you guys doin’ here? Is that legal?”
“Wh-I-Yes? Dude, we literally work here.”
“Mmmmmmmm gonna have to see your parking tags then.”
“Of course!”
“What???”
[GORDON, COOMER, and BENREY are now on school grounds!]














