#professional af

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Today I would like to thank zoom's 'preview video' feature for preventing the following happening on a call to induct the new team member

[ghoul-teeth]

“would you hire me? i’d hire me.”

[marauder-in-warblerland]

Teacher funtimes

Y’all. One of my college freshman just wrote a reflection about how he’s super into this “website with thousands of fanfiction stories.”

So, I trying to find a chill way to be all “oh, AO3? I’ve like, maybe heard of them? I dunno? If that’s even the name . . .”

[crossfitjesusinblackskinnyjeans]

A bitch got her own business cards so I’m kind of a big deal. 😉

[ltoliviabenson]

I'm at a coffee shop watching a guy get an annual evaluation in flannel pajama pants

[rubbish78]

@theouterrimjob and I got featured on Los Angeles Times

[sealionfriends]

today a sweet old lady who was adopting a cat said “i heard you shouldn’t give cats milk because it gives them diarrhea” and i said “it gives me diarrhea too,” paused awkwardly for 2 seconds, and then said “sorry,” in case you’re wondering what it’s like to interact with me

[voteforevilthoughts]

Oh I clearly nailed the measurements on this

.....bruh