#professional pirate

[frogshunnedshadows]

Captured by Long John Silver and his men, Jim Hawkins calls them "nothing but murdering pirates." This is their reply.

From "Muppet Treasure Island," 1996, starring Tim Curry as Silver. Probably the most faithful adaptation.

[digimonloving]

I made the Death Generals Spotify logins! What music or podcasts are they listening to? Thanks!

Olegmon

The most easily predictable when it comes to his playlist; literally any pirate song/cover of pirate songs he can find. Even ones that are a bit silly; quite a few songs from the muppet version of Treasure Island, namely "Professional Pirate" and "Shiver me Timbers" and one or a few more from there, too.

Splashmon

Probably one to mostly listen to podcasts more than anything, with very few songs on his playlist. And the songs that are on his playlist are usually songs that are secretly about loneliness even though he'd never say anything about it. The types of podcasts he listens to are akin to things like "Distractable" or general supernatural type podcasts.

Gravimon

Prefers listening to covers of songs instead of the ACTUAL song. Anything that's a cover he'll listen to, more as background noise as he plots things... he just thinks covers sound better, he's not sure why.

Zamielmon

Finds... just the weirdest songs he can. Also, songs that come from movies -- he loves musicals actually and will get upset when someone talks bad about his taste.

Apollomon

Really loves to listen to songs made by small creators! Any kind, he doesn't really care, he has a lot of "not really known" bands, or ones that were originally that way before they blew up. He doesn't quite have a specific taste. Apollomon Whispered prefers dark music, anything that sounds creepy he enjoys.

Dorbickmon

A lot of music that one can get pumped to, a lot of fighting songs in ways more or less. also has music that is a little softer, but keeps those songs BURIED and only listens to some of the softer songs when he's alone.

NeoMyotismon

Literally just. Classical music enjoyer. Kinda has a very "ballroom dance" type feel to it too in some ways with the music he has in his playlist.

[petula-xx]

The gorgeous, talented, beautiful, sexy Tim Curry. Wonderful movie and impossible not to sing along to this.

Just because.......... x

[askhugsworthy]

[saxophone-cat]

I watched Professional Pirate with the YouTube generated closed captions and these are seven of the highlights

[i-lavabean]

Accidental Space Pirate Kenobi shanties

I blame @fireflyfish for this (Obviously based on Professional Pirate from the Muppet Treasure Island) Obi-wan: When I was just a lad Looking for my true vocation, My master said, "Now son This choice deserves deliberation! Though you could be a Jedi And a diplomat too, My boy why not consider a career to challenge you!" All Hey ho ho You'll cruise to foreign shores! And you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors! Obi-wan True friendship and adventure are What we can't live without All And when you're a professional piraaaate Rex That's what the job's about! Obi-wan (Upstage friends! This is my only number!) Now take Ahsoka Tano, Imperials all despise her! But to the Rebels she's a hero And the idolize her! It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good, And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood! Hup! All Hey ho ho We're honorable men! And before we lose our tempers We will always count to ten! Obi-wan On occasion there may be some times We make some mad escapes but All When you're a professional piraaaate Leia You wear the swishy cape! Rex I coulda been a surgeon I like taking things apart! Boba Fett I coulda been a lawyer But I just had too much heart! Hondo I coulda been in politics, Cuz I've always been a big spender... Wolffe​ And me.. I coulda been.. A contender! Obi-wan Some say that pirates steal And should be feared and hated! I say we're victims of bad press It's all exaggerated! We'd never stab you in the back We'd never lie or cheat! We're just about the nicest crew you'd ever want to meet! All Hey ho ho It's one for all for one! And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son! We're gentlefolk of Fortune And that's what we're proud to be And when you're a professional piraaaate... Obi-wan You'll be honest, brave, and free! The soul of decency! You'll be loyal and fair and on the square And most importantly! All When you're a professional piraaaate... You're always in the best of companyyyyyyyyy!

[missielynne]

No matter what Killian sings in the musical episode, this will always be his song to me.

[king-starscreams-fics]

A Professional Decepticon

I thought this was really well done, so I decided to share. No, these editing skills are not mine.