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Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Laura Hale, Talia Hale, Danny Māhealani, Jordan Parrish Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Human, Meet-Cute, Meet-Awkward, Professor Derek Hale, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Derek Hale is nearly perfect, Stiles Stilinski is a kickass fake boyfriend, Fluff, Romantic Comedy, Danny is completely over it, Derek has terrible luck with fires, alternate Derek Hale backstory, Stiles Wears Glasses, Derek Wears Glasses, Derek walks with a cane, Yikes I am so bad at tagging, Disabled Character, Stiles is way too 'go with the flow', Fake/Pretend Relationship, With a twist! Summary:
“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”
“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
***
Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
