#professorcockblock

[steorran]

made up fic title: love in the time of cauliflower

this is the rpf (scandalous!) about you & me finally meeting in person & i cook you a nice dinner & then we get smashed & make out because i think i’m old enough now that it’s not that morally suspect

[professorrlupin]

Sister: So who are you dating? Me: [without skipping a beat] Sarah, but not yet

THIS IS SO REAL HARRI. DATE ME. DATE THE HELL OUT OF ME. IVE BEEN WANTING TO DATE YOU FOREVER. IM SINGLE NOW. DATE ME.

[seekingwonders]

professorcockblock replied to your post: it’s 9am can i have ice cream

I’m your real mother. Eat the ice cream.

i did mum thks for understanding me

i also may or may not have looked at flight rates to edinburgh this morning

[professorrlupin]

got tagged by my fave thereproductivesystemofbees so uh slightly tricky but

5 THINGS I LIKE ABOUT MYSELF

solid determination aka when i set my mind to something i will do it

i can lift pretty heavy weights

i can write good

i always see the best in people

i make really good salted caramel brownies

ok i am tagging my gurl harri, the light of my life rich, ben, amy, and elle <3

[professorrlupin]

KUWTK/GK AU. Ray as Kim, Brad as Kanye, Walt as Khloe, Poke as Kourtney, Q-Tip as Scott, Nate as Kris, Trombley as Rob. PLEASE DISCUSS, JAY WONT TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.

NEITHER WILL I THIS IS THE WORST HARRI I SUPPORT NEARLY EVERYTHING YOU SAY BUT NO

I WILL NOT TALK TO YOU ABOUT A KUWTK/GK AU

[voidfiish]

Someone tagged me in the selfie thing Feat. professorcockblock in the process of falling asleep on me, and a fifty percent chance of SnapBack

[voidfiish]

Vanilla, orange, stawberry

vanilla - what i like most about you

your strength and your sense of humour are big ones, but i think my favourite thing is that you still carry walter around every day even though he's like two years old and battered as hell

orange - my opinion of you now and our status

our status is obviously married as hell (much to my disapproval), my opinion of you hasn't even really changed? best friends, yo

strawberry - i secretly think...

that you need to come and visit me when i move into my new house and we can go skating again

[steorran]

Hi, sweet thang :)

We were young and drinking in the park 

Out in the country where the air is fine.

This is an evil generation?

But her name is Noelle

 And the lips that slip are the lips that press