feat @jellyluchi's Focaccia :3c
Put Prosciutto in a situation!!
The situation doesn't make sense with established lore but shhh. Situation-ize that man.
Profoca + Proscitaccio. Like I said, don't think about the lore too hard.
This is it. This is how Prosciutto dies. This is how he dies.
It’s a hot Neapolitan summer day. Ghiaccio is off on a job, or they’d be once again pestering him about White Album. Most of the team is in lighter clothes. Prosciutto included- his jacket discarded to the other chair. He’s on the roof of the hideout. Most of the team is up there too.
He’s used to Focaccia wearing sheer clothes and light colors.
He’s used to Focaccia’s confidence, that gorgeous woman so comfortable in her body and so ready and willing to show it off.
Granita’s wearing one of Focaccia’s outfits. The cropped, sort of sheer fabric over her stomach. The pink covering her chest. God. And then Focaccia. Something similar, her larger breasts pushed up and revealed so much. Sheer over her stomach, too. A slightly darker shade of pink. He didn’t realize she owned two of those tops. Or maybe she took Granita out to buy her one. It fit her smaller bust perfectly after all.
Melone is not helping, sending videos in the team’s chat. Prosciutto looks just to get his eyes off them.
The camera’s pointed at Risotto. As he speaks, he snaps it quickly over to Granita and Focaccia- zooming directly in on the sheer fabric over their stomachs. Then back over to Prosciutto.
“Damn look at this man, ladi- Here’s the ladies for Prosciutto- look at him, redder than Granita's hair. He's head over heels for both of them. RIP, Prosciutto, death by horny.”
He heard Granita laugh. It must have been the video. He can’t hear what they’re talking about. But god. God, this is how he dies. The two women he loves more than anything, both wearing such revealing clothes. God. He's going to die.
Ghiaccio sends a message to the chat.
“Did I just see Granita in organza”
Granita sends a picture. Prosciutto can see Focaccia take it for her. Oh god. He’s going to die. He knows the picture is technically for Ghiaccio. But she sent it in the group. They get along so well. It's a dream come true.
He should not have taken a drink of his whiskey before opening it. He’s hacking up a lung.