#projecting possibly

[yimpuppy]

hc jimmy wants to kill himself everytime curly hangs out with someone other than him

[yanderemommabean]

So I always joked with my sister that if I had quirk, it would be that I attracted and could speak to cats. If I were Dabi’s s/o every week I would try to sneak a cat into the hideout.

Dabi: “Babe. Why is your jacket bulged out like that?” *immediately suspicious*

S/o:”…..I’m pregnant?”

*as if on cue, cat head pops out of the hole for the head in the jacket*

Dabi: “Well, unless this is your way of telling me that you’re cheating on me, I don’t think you’re pregnant.”

S/o: “His name is Pookie and I love him.”

Dabi: “WE JUST HAD THIS CONVERSATION YESTERDAY. NO MORE CATS. WE’RE A SERIOUS CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE.”

Pookie now enjoys sleeping on Dabi’s jacket.

(Totally didn’t take inspiration on real life events)

This is literally Jasper and his S/O except Jasper is the one who can’t stay away from animals

“Jasper there’s literally a cat in the cocaine”

“They act like crachheads anyway no one will notice”

“PUT THEM BACK”

-Mommabean