#promise?

[westernlarch]

resisting the temptation to post something you really know you shouldn't because you're feeling stupid and impulsive and probably hormonal

[stayedoutthere]

I’ll leave breadcrumbs for your drunk ass

[basicalbatross]

I have only terrible disgusting things in my mind with simply no outlet. My moots must not see my sins, other than the ones I reblog. Keep me in your thoughts.

[skullycandraw]

Guys, if i post a story you gotta promise you won't bully me, promise you won't even if it's really really bad.

[phillycheesedyke]

lets be cookies and cream ducks one last time before everything ends

[icannotgetoverbirds]

hey how many times do y'all think I've completed the community center in Stardew Valley. just take a wild guess

(if you already know the answer then you don't get to guess!)

[darkandlightsides]

keep talking like that and the bear is gonna have to put some initiative in and lock a few doors or two. Maybe pop a couple tires too. cover a few cameras, expunge a couple employee records.... And most importantly get a niceee little cell ready for his favorite little experiment. You'll be staying after hours alright........................

hhgg...oo??