The Lair

Hi! I love a bunch of stuff and this thing is a mess, that’s it :3 She/her

[twinktorturer]

tech priest that wriggles its cute mechadendrites cutely at you

[nightbringer117]

Surely Tumblr user twinktorturer has no ulterior motives for this post.

[twinktorturer]

:)

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[dogpuppy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

I don't know if full on execution is proper justice, but at least they did something.

[cutecipher]

how it feels to be stressed out almost 100% of the time

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

[the-breadgirl]

rolls around and fucking stares at you

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[ducks-unlimited]

[feralratbitesu]

IM TRYING

[msaprildaniels]

oh if only it were that simple

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[captain-price-returns]

[poetrylesbian]

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[captain-price-returns]