#promoted shitpost

[jestroer]

Man, I love minecraft redstoners, like, they can have stacks upon stacks of redstone components, they can have farms that produce redstone to no end, they can be on the server where they do not even need to do redstone, but when being offered redstone at any moment they always are like “!! Redstone??! For me??? Redstone for me????”

[jestroer]

It just got to me that everyone involved except for Scar cut out his “That’s what she said” joke. There is literally Mumbo’s words, Scar watching them and then there is a cut and Mumbo pushes Scar back to his death in their videos. Why is this so hilarious. Nobody wanted this joke to be heard by anyone and you can see it only from Scar’s pov. It is even better than just the fact of this horrible joke existing. 

[jestroer]

I find Xisuma endearing but like in a specific way where he is like.... He IS a lot like a dad on a server but not necessarily because he is responsible one(thats kinda too tho but he is not alone there) but because he seems so confused about what the hell everyone else are doing and is just kinda embarrassing in a confused father who wants to hang out with the kids and help but absolutely does not understand what he needs to do way.

[jestroer]

You see Etho from pov of someone who isnt spending time with him too much and you think hes all mysterious and stoic and then you watch him or anyone who is close friends with him and he is literally like 🤗😔😑😎😊😖😳😟☹️😋😙😓 in span of five minutes

[jestroer]

Im watching Bumbo’s season 2 of Hermitcraft and it just got to me that he had this skin with this mustache when he was 17. Do you get how funny seventeen y/o would look with mustache like this. This is hilarious. 

[jestroer]

I still cannot stop thinking about Xisuma returning to his normal self from being pink axolotl when Evil X vanishes. Did they make him that way just for fun? Was it because pink is their favorite colour? I still have so many questions about EX in season 8 but this one is just. Why 

[jestroer]

I just thought about this thing- I read a lot of fanfiction, like, a lot lot, and i find it interesting how in Hermitcraft fanfiction minecraft setting is very often more like- technical, code and commands, minecraft mechanics is something that talked about very frequently, not in every single one, but the overwhelming majority is like that, when in DSMP fanfiction it is almost like everything needs to have some realistic explanation. While there is clearly are reasons for that, like ban of most mechanical redstone farms and more emphasis on death being something constant and painful, and well, lore on DSMP, but like, this is interesting! Like, it would be cool, i think, if DSMP lore would live alongside the fact that they are essentially live somewhere with game mechanics. Like- yeah

[jestroer]

I love Mr Goodtimes unconditionally with my whole heart but his hardcore videos should be considered torture