#proper debris

[activatingaggro]

The two mods of the BAD WRIGGLER ISOLATION CRECHE chat both have talksprites now, I’m satisfied. Now time to finally sleep, oh god.

Proper belongs to @anontrolls!

[anontrolls]

> Proper: Tap and zap.

A short chat log snippet of the BAD WIGGLER ISOLATION CRECHE that I really liked! Shafan and Cennef start getting into talking about dodging conscription to avoid helming, and as one of the helmsmen in the room with a functioning brain nanny left over from their stint in a helmscolumn, Proper is less than comfortable.

coronaryCalamity [CC] is Proper and belongs to me

vulpineCourier [VC] is Cennef and belongs to @cloudbattrolls​

tardiloquentConey [TC] is Shafan and belongs to @ironoverwine​

the Helmsan [??] belongs to @havesomefantrolls

VC: if you can dodge the conscrriptors,good on you

CC: 0bligat0ry reminder that this is an Imperially-h0sted channel.

VC: And they'rre rreally going to carre about some rrust's boasts?

VC: I doubt it.

TC: im pretty damn fast, aint met a tr=oll =or drone yet c=ould =outrun me

CC: Please be edgy rev0luti0naries s0mewhere where my pan nanny isn't g0ing t0 tap me f0r n0t rep0rting y0u t0 the dr0nes f0r it.

VC: TC will prrobably be snatched up like the rrest of - well I admirre yourr optimism

CC: H0ly fuck, TC, can y0u n0t?

VC: hah, I'm no rrevolutionarry

TC: s=orry CC

VC: I'm farr too rrealistic

VC: but yes, spare CC

CC: It's 0kay. I'm used t0 it. Just st0p being an idi0t in public.

VC: That's a bit harrsh, though

VC: Can't blame TC forr hoping

VC: even if it's useless

VC: frrankly I'd like to be valuable and keep my limbs and pan

VC: ...sorry CC

CC: I definitely can blame pe0ple f0r h0ping, but talking ab0ut deserting is a little bey0nd that, thanks.

??: [AMUSEMENT] By the way, I'm also legally required to report potential fleet dodging activity.

VC: Nobody pays attention to rrusts, though. Well, TC, I hope forr yourr sake you can run

TC: right, yeah, the system is perfect, the highbl=o=ods take care a us, and i fer =one cant wait to be dismembered and made into a livin garbage disp=osal

VC: don't think that's helping

[cloudbattrolls]

I lost my spine Inside the center of a star And every day I wonder Where the bad bones are

Proper Debris! They belong to @anontrolls, who has an unfortunate habit of naming trolls ridiculous things.

[anontrolls]

Proper is probably known for being A HUGE DRAG TO FIGHT WITH. AND SO PEDANTIC. Half of the people are like "wait why no they're so friendly!" and then they get into a debate, and they find out why v quickly

HaaaAAh, oh my goodness. Yes, most likely! They’re very used to not having much of a leg to stand on, physically, because they work primarily with indigos, so they make up for it by taking advantage of helmsbrain and being impossible to talk your way around. Hella, hella pedantic. Most people just get tired and give up after a while, because after a certain point making them shut up just feels like losing.

[anontrolls]

☭ Old School Siarze vs. equally Old School Proper!

Battle Intro: It was ab0ut time f0r an0ther r0und 0f me banging my pan case against a brick wall, I supp0se.

Victory: D0n’t c0me back, Siarze. N0t this time.

Half HP: Is this satisfying y0u? If y0u ever th0ught y0u pitied me, y0u were lying t0 y0urself.

Low HP: What are y0u even getting 0ut 0f this? - D0 y0u even kn0w?

Defeat: Well? Was that what y0u wanted?

Death: Hah. It’s pr0bably bad 0f me - but I’m a little pleased that this w0n’t end well f0r y0u, either. I have 0ther b0dies.

Assist: D0n’t talk t0 me. I d0n’t even kn0w if I’m d0ing this f0r y0u anym0re - be thankful Tizmik likes y0u.

Taunt: At this p0int I d0n’t kn0w if y0u’re actually trying t0 fight me f0r s0me n0nsensical, c0nv0luted reas0n, 0r just perf0rming an elab0rate r0utine 0f self-harm, Siarze.

Reacting to Taunt: D0n’t speak t0 me - d0n’t - if y0u try t0 ap0l0gize f0r this later s0 that I can make y0u feel better ab0ut being cruel, I h0pe y0u realize that I’ve bl0cked y0u.

Flee: N0, I refuse t0 deal with this.

Reacting to Flee: I d0n’t supp0se there’s much sense t0 h0ping y0u w0n’t c0me back t0 try again?

Tie: There. Are y0u g0ing t0 leave me al0ne, n0w?

Perfect Victory: Why did y0u ever thing that was a g00d idea?

Low HP Victory: This is the last time, Siarze.

Finishing Move: [They EAT HIM. *^* I jest - they knock him unconscious and leave him, guiltily hoping that he doesn’t get back up this time.]

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

what a horrible date

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

a few more propers and some of bunnyhelm

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

@anontrolls