#protector au

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Protector AU: First Meeting

Lucifer: Okay, so Razzle and Dazzle are doing a good job protecting Charlie, but....

Kid Charlie: Baaa! (Headbutts Razzle)

Lucifer: ......She needs a person around.... Fuck... (pulls out his phone and dials a number)

Adam: (answers) Fuck you want?

Lucifer: Look. I don't like you, and you don't like me. But.... I need a favor.

Adam: Oh-Ho! And why would I help you?

Lucifer: I can literally make you the best barbecue ribs in all of creation.

Adam: ........Whatchu need?

Lucifer: I need a bodyguard for my daughter. She's five years old and needs another person around.

Adam: Say no more, asshole. I got the perfect girl for ya.

Lucifer: Oh! Thank Heavens! Can you bring her down tonight? I'll make those ribs, and we can all get acquainted.

Adam: Yeah, yeah, sure. Sounds good. Whatever.

-Later-

Lucifer: (eye twitch)

Adam: Soooo, what do you think?

Lucifer: (gazing down at kid Vaggie, who is trying to stand up straight as professionally as possible woth a small, child sized spear and a nervous look in her eye) She's... a girl.

Adam: Yup!

Lucifer: A LITERAL girl.

Adam: Sure is! One of my best in this age bracket!

Lucifer: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BRING AN ADULT!!!!

Adam: Why would I waste one of my best girls on your daughter?

Lucifer: (steaming mad)

Kid Charlie: Daddy, is my new friend here yet? (Sees kid Vaggie trying to stand tall and official) GASP!!! Hi!!! I'm Charlie!!!

Kid Vaggie: (blushes and backs up half a step) .....Vadgie.

Kid Charlie: (bounds up to Vaggie like an excited puppy) It's so nice to meet you, Vaggie! Oh, my gosh! You have wings! They're so cool! Can I touch them? Please?

Kid Vaggie: (blushing at the much better sounding mispronounced version of her name as she slowly backs up more) N-No, please.

Kid Charlie: (steps forward) Please?! They look so soft! And you're really pretty!

Kid Vaggie: (baby gay panics and starts running around the adults' legs in a circle)

Kid Charlie: Oh! Tag! I love tag! I'm it! (Starts chasing Vaggie in circles while giggling)

Lucifer: .........

Adam: Have fun, asshole! (Disappears)

Lucifer: (continues watching Charlie chase Vaggie around the foyer) Yaaaaaaay.....

[ash-arts-a-thing]

Big dog

[bonny-kookoo]

👽Bonnys Alien Collection👽

This contains all Alien writings to this date. Simply tap on the fic Title to be sent to the first part of each Story.

-> Tales of Alcoria

In which earth has been tortured long enough- so the government from the far away planet of Alcor decides to take it away from the human race, and hunt down all humans. But not on Jungkooks watch.

Tag: #Alcoria AU, #alcoria AU

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-> Prey

In which humans are only mere prey to the Louri- dominating species on Kepler- however, it seems like this particular one has a different 'hunger' for you. And who said he won't snatch a taste of you?

Tags: #Prey AU

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-> Predator

In which Yoongi thinks like every Louri that humans taste pretty good- but maybe it's time for a change in diet, even though he's always been told to not play with his food.

-> belongs to the Prey Universe!

Tag: #Predator AU

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-> Peripheral

In which Taehyung just becomes irritated- why is everyone around him suddenly so interested in humans? Well, it's time to find out what all the buzz is about.

-> belongs to the Prey universe!

Tag: #Peripheral AU

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-> Protector

In which Jimin would do absolutely anything to protect you- his favorite gem of all of his.

-> belongs to the Prey universe!

Tag: #Protector AU

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-> Hunt Me Down

In which your sister is already married to a Raei already- the human-like aliens living on Cepheid. You're visiting her every year, every time you can, but this time; this time there might be a new reason to keep up your visits to the faraway planet.

Tag: #hunt me down AU

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-> Concept of Happiness

In which Yoongi gets picked up by an Alcorian named Hoseok and his mate- you; who's absolutely not happy about this sudden change of energy in your house at all. But maybe there's a reason for that...

-> belongs to the Alcoria universe!

Tag: #concept of happiness AU

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-> Keep Me Safe

In which Yoongi is a Raei known to take the law into his own hands- which sometimes gets him into big trouble. Other times however, it leads him to great treasure- and this time, it might have brought him something he's never thought of having.

-> belongs to the Hunt Me Down universe!

Tag: ???

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-> Deep Breath

In which Jungkook becomes your Alien-roommate.

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-> Anchor

Masterlist Discontinued for now due to lack of reader-interest.

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-> 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄

In which you're on the wrong ship, at the right time.

-> Masterlist

[ronni-right]

HOTD AU - The Fourteen Flames of Old Valyria granted Princess Rhaenyra... Daemon Blackfyre, her loyal "shadow."

When she prayed, she never thought her prays will be answered. However one day, after she asked for protection, he appeared. Daemon Blackfyre, who named himself her protector and sweared his loyalty to her.

[sapphicsparkles]

thanks for the tag @soloorganaas ! 

share the last line you wrote in your wip:

"Hm?" Not quite the eloquent response of a Protector, but well, the Mand'alor was standing in front of her mostly naked with sex tousled hair, now looking back at the datapad.

"You're dismissed."

tagging @armoralor @treescape @intermundia @theseptemberist @kalevalakryze

[eldritchcryptids]

he has many thoughts on marble hornets

[silvercaptain24]

Ngl, my favorite thing about the Protector AU is Volga trying to give this half delirious kid a bath and Link being convinced that he’s trying to eat him.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Okay, this is probably the stupidest au yet, but here goes. Mumbo, Grian, Zed, Scar, and Cub are the protectors of Hermitcraft, and they have to protect the server from Demons, Eldritch Horrors, Watchers, SCPs, Evil Fae, EX and Hels, Door to Door Salesmen, ect. This goes about as well as you'd expect.

(submission from @scp-10000 )

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Oh. My. Goodness. I love this so much! It would be that kind of thing where with every new crisis they're all sure this will be the time their luck runs out, all hanging on the edge of their seats waiting for one wrong move to cause the apocalypse, but they just keep winning. It probably started as a one-off thing that they did, thinking they would tell someone else about the threat next time and let them take care of it, but one thing lead to another and now it's way too late to tell anyone. (I also love the implication that Xisuma is completely oblivious to all these threats to the server lol)

Yeah, this AU is the peak of "I don't know what I'm doing but it's working so I'm just gonna keep going and hope for the best"

(also just so you know op, asks are usually preferable over submissions where possible for formatting reasons)