#protectsoceans

[cs-avenger]

‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’

“You live under the sea, I don’t think you can exactly vacuum that bud. This isn’t my first time dealing with underwater houses. Should have at least said you had to brush your dolphin, it’s more believable.”

[enhanced-scarlet]

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Wanda 📲Arthur: So I heard you may or may not have some seahorsesWanda 📲Arthur: That I may or may not be able to rideWanda 📲Arthur: Because if it’s trueWanda 📲Arthur: You should let me ride them

[spider-scnses-blog]

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Peter 📲Fish Uncle: Can I come hide in Atlantis?Peter 📲Fish Uncle: I may have messed up and need to lie low for a whilePeter 📲Fish Uncle: Maybe just like a century or two

[spoiderwoman]

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[text] to - waterboy: any chance you could come give me hand with some plumbing?[text] to - waterboy: by which i mean our water isn’t working and i don’t know why and i need to fix it before carol gets home. cheers!

[cs-avenger]

❛ it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❜

“I don’t think those two things cancel out. Great backsplash, but you might get possessed. I think we have to immediately take it off the list. I refuse to move there. And they don’t even do recycling in that town.”

[spider-scnses-blog]

‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’

Peter twirled around in his suit. “I don’t think a fundraising gala is exactly the same as prom, but who am I to say what is and isn’t.”

[nghtnvrsc]

BEEP BEEP HELLO

@protectsoceans SENT “BEEP” FOR 11. A confession via text FROM MY MUSE.

[ 5:03PM text ] Truth: I think dolphins are creepy. I only pretend to like them because kids at the hospital love the dolphin plushies from the gift shop.[ 5:05PM text ] Even plushies give me the creeps sometimes.[ 5:27PM picture ] This is not okay

[enhanced-scarlet]

‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’

Wanda felt a blush rising up her face. “I uh, I highly doubt that. Or if so, the world really is missing out.”