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i'm spider-woman. the question is...and i want you to think really hard about how you answer... who the @#$@ do you think you are??

[spoiderwoman]

kvvagner‌:

‘ slow down, there will be time for work. i haven’t even got your name yet — friend of the avengers. ’ the x-man veteran laughed and took off, leading the woman toward the food court.

‘ when i first came to america … my friends took me to the mall. ’ kurt smiled nostalgically as they walked through the weekend crowd. ‘ it was a very different time. i was surprised that people accepted us, here. at that time, i had been to places where that was not the case. but i was lucky to be saved, and given hope. my friends … all of them went on to save my life at least once. we were a team — x-men. we not only helped people, we dreamed of a world where we did not have to hide. where less people needed saving. that’s how the world should be. ’

he stopped a few feet away from the smoothie stand. his warm eyes smiling at jessica. ‘ it can still be. ’ the smile lingered, before kurt finally broke eye contact and approached the smoothie stand, ‘ so, you wanna talk about the disappearances? ’

“oh, right.” jessica shakes her head at herself, then sticks her hand out. “jessica drew. i used to be spiderwoman. not so much, these days.”

she follows kurt along as he leads her through the complex, and she can’t help a small smile. a different time, his first arrival in america. she doesn’t remember her own first time here - it must have been a mission of some sort. or perhaps she was shipped over still frozen. the early days of being removed from her cryogenic slumber are fuzzy at best. “acceptance is far too rare. it always has been, in this country.” she shrugs. “but i’m glad you found it, even if it is in such a... bizarre sort of place.” jessica doesn’t mention the few times she’d been reverted back and forth between hydra and shield, the friends she’d almost killed. she knows what he means, sort of. she’s not had any such problem for a long time, now, but the scars fon’t go away. “the kind of world we’re always fighting for. yeah, i know.” she nods.

she sighs. “i hope it can. i really do.” then she shrugs. “i kind of think you have more to tell me than i have to tell you. but we should order, first, at least.”

[spidrwcb]

The man was resting comfortably on the end of his web-line. One of his hands holding onto the thread, and the other doing a vague hand gesture even if he was UPSIDE DOWN. “You’re not the delivery guy! I think he took my pizza to a different building — isn’t that disappointing? Spiders get hungry too!” Peter says the words in a playful manner, not really too upset about it. He should be saving his money for something more important like his rent!

[spoiderwoman]

jessica can’t help the pang of envy that runs through her at the sight of spiderman. she misses her powers, misses the suit, misses climbing up buildings like it was nothing. she misses her identity, really. then the man speaks, and she can’t help but roll her eyes. “yeah, i’m well aware of how hungry spiders get.” she turns to the side, spots a couple of empty wooden crates, and jumps up to sit on them. then she turns back to the masked man. “i hope you hadn’t already paid them - that’d piss me off big time, if it were me.”

[spoiderwoman]

cfblackwidow‌:

“Our sheer collective stubbornness insures of that,” chuckles natasha. “from what banner’s said thanos is a whole other monster though. he think’s he’s working for the greater good. fashions himself a hero, i bet,” she explains. “his belief is that overpopulation will inevitably use up the universe’s entire supply of resources so he’s doing what he can to bring the population down to what he feels is a reasonable number. of course, his way of going about this is mass genocide. he’s got an army behind him…mostly kids he’s trained to kill for him after he’s destroyed their homes.” natasha moves with jessica as they head toward the subway. she knows this fight between metas and muns is the last thing earth needs right now, but that’s beyond any one’s control. all they can do is hope they don’t burn themselves out before the big guy shows up. “it looks like no matter where we go the tyrants remain the same. people might change, but war never does.”

“oh, i know.” jessica smiles back. but her amusement doesn’t last long - at the mention of just how dangerous thanos is, her stomach churns. the entire planet, decimated. she can’t get that image out of her mind, and as cruel as earth has been to her, it’s the last thing jessica wants. “if it’s not fascists who hate mutants and minorities on earth, it’s intergalactic ecofascist aliens who want to commit genocide on all planets. fan-fucking-tastic. do you think we’ll ever stop being attacked?” jessica sighs, exhaustion ripping across her body. but she can’t stop fighting. she knows that. she leads natasha across the street, down a set of stairs until they’re waiting at a platform. “it sure as hell doesn’t. but we can find a way to bring back peace. or we’ve at least gotta try.” a train pulls up, and jessica steps on. “i hope you’re not expecting too much. it’s still early days.”

[spoiderwoman]

flamecn‌:

“Exactly — you can say that again.”

“i could. don’t think i will, though.”

[spoiderwoman]

amcnds‌:

“Yeah I made a promise to do all of it myself!” It was an adult responsibility to care for another living creature. “They are? I should prioritize the training for that. You don’t want them going all over the house.” He says with that same amount of enthusiasm — it’ll be good for him. He smiles for a moment still. “What’s the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek?”

“good lad - i trust you’re gonna stick to that, aren’t you?” jessica grins right back, glad that he’s learning what it is to be responsible in such a normal, loving way. “yeah, exactly.” he’s a sharp kid. it’s a good sign. jessica had never been so curious, nor so enthused when she escaped hydra. she’d just been angry. “uh, star trek’s a tv show originally, so it’s a little more... feel-good. lots more content. star wars is a classic three-part hero story, though. one of the most successful film franchises of all time.”

[wspstngs]

“Pate - low fat, crackers - low sodium and chocolate cake - low nothing. Room freshener - forest pine. All the ingredients of romance!”   @spoiderwoman   [ still accepting ]

       ‘ oh, ‘   janet bustled up,   brown eyebrows piquing upwards in a perfect arch, a spark of intrigue glistening in her hazel eyes.   ‘ is there someone you’re trying to whip that recipe up for ? hmm~ ? ‘  lips pulled into a smirk,   a knowing smirk,   janet may be the younger of the two, but she knew her way around the dating scene the way only a socialite heiress really could.   ‘ a special someone in your life?    you know i’m incredible at keeping secrets if that’s the case. ‘ 

[spoiderwoman]

“i - what?” jessica stutters out, head shaking. “no, no, it’s for me. i’m romancing myself. self care. it’s all the rage, these days, or so i’ve heard. i just want a bath and some food and a living room sofa that doesn’t smell of cat hair.” jess may have lost her powers, but she’s still got a better nose than most. and the cat smell really does make her hairs stand on end. “no secrets here. nothing.”

[spoiderwoman]

amcnds‌:

“It depends if I don’t get distracted in the process. I have a cat to take care of too!” RJ says with a smile too, forgetting about all of the tragedy for a moment there. “Thank you for pointing me in that direction. I really do appreciate it.” He says as he wonders if there’s even more franchises out there that he’s missing out on.

“new responsibilities?” jessica asks, smiling at the boy - his enthusiasm makes her think it’s possible for him to heal, and that’s enough for her. “my roommate has a cat, y’know. they’re usually pretty easy, but you better make sure it’s toilet-trained.” jessica waves a hand, signifying that it means nothing. “no problem. you should try star wars, too. i prefer star trek, but that might be a little outdated, these days.”

[spoiderwoman]

flamecn‌:

“Pretty much. There’s no vacation for those like us. Which I can live with.” 

she grins. “no rest for the wicked, huh?”

[anthonyxstark]

( @spoiderwoman said: ❝You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius?❞ )

           tony smiled at the choice of words, ❝that is exactly what i was talking about❞ he said letting out a small laugh before his features turned serious. it was hard for him to stop joking about everything, it was a coping mechanism, or at least he guessed that’s what his therapist would’ve said if he had seen one. ❝you know i’ll pay you well. i-… please jess❞ he said looking at the ground, ❝i just want to know if they are okay. this stays between us. i- i’m not even going to reach out to them, i just need to know…❞

[spoiderwoman]

“good. ‘cause, y’know, the whole spy-slash-superhero days are postponed until i get my powers back.” it’s only partially a lie - and jessica has no qualms about lying, anyways.” but then she tilts her head. “i don’t see why you need me to go all private-eye for you, though. don’t you own like half the information in the world? can’t you find them yourself? not that i’m complaining - i need the money, and all, and i’ll do the job. but it’ll help the investigation. what’s blocking you from finding out yourself?”

[spoiderwoman]

Kink meme: Gimp suits

Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |

[spoiderwoman]

Kinks Meme: Sex in Space

Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants |

[spoiderwoman]

amcnds‌:

“Well that should keep me busy for a while.” RJ would probably analyze everything as he watches it because his life just be like that. He grew more interested in this franchise as he learned more. Even if it was only a little bit, he thinks relating to someone else is good. “You can consider me interested. It sounds so relatable since I also have evil dudes chasing me.”

jessica smiles. “yeah, it should. then again, it might only take you a couple days.” she’s glad it seems to have piqued the boy’s interest so much - there’s some comfort in knowing he’ll hole himself up and watch a bunch of films to entertain himself. it’s almost normal. “yeah, i figured.”

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flamecn‌:

Johnny has fond memories of punching things or setting them on fire just because it was attacking him first — especially if it was some sort of robot because he wouldn’t have to worry about hurting someone.  “It so is, I’m glad you agree. Yeah there’s always some new threat not sure if it’s annoying or what.”

jessica shrugs. “that’s just the life of a superhero. saving the day, no matter what. always new things to punch, new people to save.”

[kvvagner]

@spoiderwoman

‘ you came! ’ he acknowledged the woman approaching, tipping his hat slightly in greeting. kurt squinted when the shadow of his hat receded from his face and exposed his eyes to the light.

‘ i thought i’d thank you for helping me and penny. things are a bit hectic back at the x-mansion, so allow me to offer you the second best place in america — ’ he gestured toward the shopping mall behind him, ‘ do you enjoy smoothies? ’

[spoiderwoman]

jessica waves back at the man, feeling more than a little out of place - malls, she’s used to, but only on stake-outs. she’s more of a shop online and eat in chinatown kind of person. “’course i cam. i like to make sure i didn’t save someone’s life in vain, y’know. also, i charge for my services.” it’s a joke, but she does like to ensure the people she’s looked out for didn’t just come upon danger as soon as she was out of reach.

jessica blinks around them, a puzzled look on her face. “i- uh, sure. smoothies are fine.” she replies. “but i was sorta hoping we could find somewhere it’s safe to talk about, er, what each of us know.”

[elimemes]

SOFT ANGST STARTERS.

‘stay for me.’

‘what’s this between us?’

‘i don’t want your apology.’

‘you know i have feelings for you.’

‘yeah, i remember the drill.’

‘you’ve never hurt me. ever.’

‘then leave her/him/them. at home.’

‘i don’t believe it.’

‘this is breaking my heart.’

‘you met me at a very strange time in my life.’

‘what keeps you up at night?’

‘i wish you were here.’

‘i let you down.’

‘something strange happened here.’

‘you’re not safe here.’

‘i wasn’t ready to say goodbye.’

‘we are not the same, and never will be.’

‘don’t touch me.’

‘is it my fault?’

‘i’m not like them.’

‘i forgot my name again.’

‘i don’t know who i am.’

‘your fear of looking stupid is holding you back.’

‘are you still alive?’

‘i don’t like being told what to do.’

‘am i making you uncomfortable?’

‘nobody cares if you don’t go to the party.’

‘it was supposed to be fun, and you ruined it.’

‘where the hell are my friends?’

‘stop pretending life doesn’t terrify you.’

[spoiderwoman]

@hawkoyed

[spoiderwoman]

flamecn‌:

“I think a little more violence is fun — but I get yelled at sometimes for not thinking before I act. Hey, sometimes you need to punch something to solve a problem!” He answers with a grin of his own.

“it’s a perk of the job.” jessica smiles, because he’s right. violence for the sake of violence, or for hateful ends? she’d never, ever agree with it. but jessica revels in the physicality of being a hero. the feeling of destroying an enemy, one set out to destroy innocent peoples’ lives... nothing else could possibly live up to it. “more often than not, unfortunately.”

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amcnds‌:

RJ makes a mental note to go home and look it up, maybe ask Natasha if she can help him find a way to watch it. “There’s multiple films? I’ll have to look into it. Harry is like me?” He could use something new to dive into, and wrap his head around to distract himself from all the future threats. 

“yeah,” jessica confirms, tilting her head. “eight of them, i think. i was sorta not a kid by the time they were written and made, even though technically i’m as old as most people who grew up with them.” she smiles. “yeah. grew up outside of where he should have been... held hostage by people who hated him. had a really evil load of dudes chasing after him.” she shrugs. “i won’t say anything else. that’d spoil it, for you.”