Jan 11, 2017
@prxwett replied to your post: how many languages do u speak?
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“Can I help you with something?”
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@prxwett replied to your post: how many languages do u speak?
Fabian raises a brow: “I’m listening.”
“Can I help you with something?”
I am eating pizza and drinking firewhisky and oh my Merlin, this cheese right here on the secventh slice reminds me of that poem about the cockroaches you wrote. I want to READ MORE OF YOUR STUFF, DID YOU WRITE ANYTHING NEW? I may have had a bit too much to drink... eh... - Fabian
My dearest Fabian,
I do not recall ever writing a poem on cockroaches, but I am glad you thought of me. In fact, I have, though not very much.
Do you feel alright?
Please, do not eat any cockroaches,
Daisy Grace Hookum
deAR SISTER DO YOU WANT BUTTERBEER? Fred pooped on my leg the other day, it smelled like chocolate cake but it was poo. Hi I am Fabian, nice to meet you. -Gideon
Oooh I would love a butterbeer! Fred’s poop smelled like cake? That’s very odd...
That’s funny, I’m pretty sure this is Fabian’s handwriting...
Liley, I once heard that us gingerss have magical powers, we are like sirens. We attract bitches towards us, cause we hot. Is that true? I need confirmation, I may or may not be on the HUNT. -Fabian.
Usually, I would say no but you know what, sweetheart? Yes, us gingers are gifted with the power of being unbelievably hot, and all the bitches want us, so go out and hunt down some hot wizard. You go, brother. All my love, LilyPS: Please have safe sex, and if this goes horribly I take no responsability.
hELLO TEAcher! How is "I really wanna shag and have a drink with you." in Bulgarian? - Fabian
Fabian,
Аз съм пиян тъп идиот.
That would probably suffice in this situation, though if you wanted to ask you could do so in English. It would mean more coming from the heart, I’m sure.
Honestly, why don't you just fucking shove your tongue in my mouth, I swear, why didn't we at leAST HAVE BREAK UP SEX???!?? I am bitter mate. - Fabsian
Fabian you are drunk. Break up sex doesn’t help anyone. Are you alright? How much have you had already? Are you sure that you’re alright because I already know you’re going to tell me you’re fine. Have you lot all gathered together tonight for drinks and nobody thought to invite me? Seriously are you alright? The fact that you’re actually sending me an owl is cause for concern. Please write back and let me know that you’re alright.
- Caradoc
Ark, you are my aesthetic, tbh. I AM SO GLAD WE'VE MET AGAIN AND THAT YOU ARE HERE TO STAY NOW, cause you are my favorite potato chip. <333333333333333 I love Peter and how you portray him, you are a peach OOC, I love your little shipping brain (you perfectly know which exact ship I am talking about)! THANK YOU FOR EXISTING FRIEND!!! <3
omg rado my squishy potato friend
you know i would send you japanese potato chips and make you a cannibal if only to show my love for you
OHOH AND WHAT WOULD THIS EXACT SHIP YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT BE COUGH COUGH COUGH FORCE CHOKE COUGH COUGH
(thank /u/ for existing, friend)
eleven blocks from my door to your doorstep three years later and it feels t o o c l o s e
@prxwett, @caradxc-dearbxrn