#pstump posting

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i just know his tboy strap game is elite and i would love to test that theory frankly

[stray-dogsick]

patrickstump denimjacket is everything to me.

okay love u bye. 🐇

*bangs my head against a wall until i get concussed bleed out and die*

I FUCKING LOVE BATTLEJACKETPATRICK SO FUCKING MUCH OH MY GODDDDDDDD

it’s so sexy. it’s so sexy. feels like an older guy you’d meet at a bar at an oldie’s cover band night and then i get sloppy drunk and he takes me home and fucks me. my #dream baby. GOD.

[stray-dogsick]

NEW PATRICK NEW PATRICK NEW PATRICK!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYY

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(t-shirt)

common patrick stump W

[stray-dogsick]

happy birthday patrick stump!!!

[stray-dogsick]

Patrick Stump murders my ovaries every time he appears.

THIS IS TRUE !!!

IM BUSTING EVERYWHERE

[stray-dogsick]

i am so viscerally attracted to him oh my fucking god

[stray-dogsick]

okayi know ur a dilftrick connoisseur but i like when he's shaven and shiny. sweaty, even.

i am it’s true but clean shaven pstump is just so boyfriend coded it almost makes me believe in romantic relationships. Almost. but i won’t be fooled by big relationship. it’s all a ploy to sell more stuff on valentine’s day and i shan’t succumb to their evil wiles. even for patrick stump.

(also i have the gif version of the first photo and it’s my Favourite Ever. #myfavouriteever. GOD.)

anyways. i desire him carnally or whatever. WHATEVER.

[stray-dogsick]

beartrick my beloved,d