#pta!au

[the-astral-idiot]

Linda: *talking about crap and stuff*

Linda: So anyway-

Sans: *gigantic gulp from a bottle of ketchup*

Linda: ... Anyway-

Sans: *another gigantic slurp*

Linda: *getting visually angry* ... Anyway-

Sans: *even bigger slurp*

Linda: *glares at sans* ANYWAY-

Sans: *ULTRA MEGA SLURP THE SIZE OF WHICH THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN*

Linda: WILL YOU STOP?

Sans: Oh sorry, were you talking? I couldn’t tell the difference between the sound of me drinking and the gibberish you’re spouting.

[eiscube]

Hellen: Turns our Frisk has a lotta numbers to call if there’s an emergency

Diana: Wanna prank call some?

Hellen: quit reading my mind

Hellen: There’s a few interesting ones, Mettaton could be fun- Hey, this one wasn’t there before...

*rings the number*

Gaster: *Teleports in, dropping a few stray worksheets, becoming a slight goopster from the sudden stress* 🕈☟✌❄’💧 ❄☟☜ ☜💣☜☼☝☜☠👍✡✏✍✍✏ ✋💧 ☞☼✋💧😐 ⚐😐✌✡✏✍✍✏

Hellen and Diana: *Echoeing, annoyingly loud screams through the halls*

[the-astral-idiot]

so i just learned about pta! sans...

be prepared

[lansizhuis]

PTA AU with Jiang Cheng, Jin Zixuan, Wei Wuxian, and Lan Wangji. Jiang Cheng has an intimidating stare that makes everyone work. Jin Zixuan is still arrogant and talks shit about people that don't agree with him. Everyone kind of panics when Wei Wuxian shows up because he's wild and while the kids like his ideas the adults don't. Lan Wangji intimidates everyone with his stare. He usually shows up with Wei Wuxian to keep him under control.

more like JC has a potty mouth haha but oh look *chokes back a sob* a happy modern au where everyone’s alive and happy

[pegagamer]

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