#pteranodon triplets

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Mr. Pteranodon: I sired three perfectly functional children.

Tiny: You have three other children we don't know about?

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Whenever Tiny, Shiny, and Don are nice to each other!

Buddy is a sweetheart and actually does nice things on the regular from the good of his heart.

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[Human AU.]

Shiny: Why don’t I get to be in charge! I’m the oldest!

Tiny: Yeah, and you clearly left before we started developing brains. Move!

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Shiny: Look at that, our baby is growing up!

Tiny: You are 15 minutes older than me!

Shiny: A baby!

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Don: I’m technically a middle child.

Shiny: Annoying is what you are.

Don: Yes. A middle child.

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Tiny: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.

Shiny: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Tiny: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Don: Edible!

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Shiny, pointing at Don and Tiny: Two siblings for sale! Buy one get one free!

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[making gingerbread houses for winter solstice]

Shiny: [working on gorgeous, expertly crafted house with exquisite details]

Don: [squirting entire bottles of coloring on messy house]

Tiny: [sucking on candy cane] You guys almost done?

Shiny: [lining top of house with gumdrop pattern] The key to gingerbread houses is to take your time.

Don: [dumping entire bottle of sprinkles on house]

Tiny: Is all that work really worth it?

Shiny: It's a tradition! Where's yours, by the way?

Tiny: I gave up, my hands were tired.

Don: I can't wait to eat this!

Shiny: You don't really eat the house.

Don: Eh?

Tiny: And you've been eating candy this whole time.

Don, mouthfull of candy: No I haven't.

Shiny: And finished! It looks perfect!

Tiny: Can I see it?

Shiny: Okay, but be careful.

Tiny: [takes house, looks over at Don] Dare me.

Don: [laughs and nods]

Shiny: Don't. Even-

Tiny: [takes bite out of house]

Shiny, with the fury of a thousand burning suns: You better run.

Tiny: [finishes chewing and runs]