#exhausted dad

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[Adult/ Next Gen AU.]

Mr. Pteranodon: Hey girls!

Ansisa: Grandpa! Hi! How are you? How's Grandma? What's fishing like this time of year? Have you seen any- [keeps going on and on]

Annora: [smiles shyly and waves]

Anselma: 'Sup.

Mr. Pteranodon: Um, hey, Annora, slow down, too many words at once.

Annora: [offended "I'm literally mute" glare]

Ansisa: Annora never talks. Are you on crack, grandpa?

Mr. Pteranodon: No, but I think you are, um, sorry, Annora. I meant to say your name, Anselma.

Anselma: I said one word this entire conversation.

Mr. Pteranodon, blushing from embarrassment: Um, Annie?

Ansisa: My name is Ansisa!

Mr. Pteranodon: Holy shit, look, I'm sorry that your parents thought naming all three of you An-something was cute okay!

[incorrectotome]

Hoshino: [sleep deprived again, waiting for Sasazuka] A love story doesn't end with a marriage, it ends with a funeral

Enomoto: WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING, I PROMISE YOU-

Hoshino: [Living for upsetting Enomoto rn] If you throw a rock into the ocean, you will most likely be the last person ever to touch that rock

Enomoto: [Leaving] I AM SO DONE

Hoshino: [Yelling after him] Your age is just the number of laps you've done around a giant fireball

Enomoto: [running back] HOW DO YOU THINK OF THESE HOSHINO?!? HOW, JUST HOW??

Aiji: [holding his head] Stop it for tonight please...

-The next night-

Hoshino: [The next night, now on only 1 hour of consecutive sleep] Language is just agreed upon gibberish

Enomoto: I'm done, I won't listen tonight I sw-

Hoshino: The water you drink is older than you

Enomoto: [Thinking for a second and then losing it] Hoshino, I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS, YOU HAVE TO GET OUT LIKE NOW

Sasazuka: [Finally shutting his laptop and grabbing Hoshino] Alright Time for Bed! We will see you guys tomorrow.

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Mr. Pteranodon, to the pteranodon triplets: Now, Buddy is going to be sad so we don't need to make him more depressed.

Don: Can we–

Mr. Pteranodon: You CANNOT call his biological parents 'a bruh moment.'

Don: How about—

Mr. Pteranodon: Not a 'major L.'

Tiny: Hear me out—

Mr. Pteranodon: You're not going to call him Laurasian brainrot memes.

Tiny: Can't do shit in this nest...

Don: TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR WOULDVE UNDERSTOOD!

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I'm Just Me - Part I

Don has a terrible day that turns even worse the more it goes on. When he accidentally lashes out a dear friend, it’s the straw that broke the iquanodon’s back. But perhaps, he had been failed first… by his own family.

I am very proud of this one! Plenty more is planned for Part II, but the word length was getting lengthy. Feedback would be very appreciated!

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Bad Blood

Chapter 7: The Protectors And The Protected

"Why would I trust you?!"

"Because you're my son."

Blinded by emotions and trauma, Buddy enters a world of pain when he discovers who his biological father is. Meanwhile, Tiny Pteranodon has taken her next step in her hopeful career as a Junior Conductor, but she herself may find things getting increasingly difficult for her. [Rated T for heavy topics, blood, language, and violence. Ships include Buddy x Annie, Shiny x Gilbert, and Mr. Pteranodon x Mrs. Pteranodon]

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Mr. Pteranodon and Shiny & Tiny

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Troodon Town being questionable again.

Also, Tiny No moment.

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Mr. Pteranodon: I sired three perfectly functional children.

Tiny: You have three other children we don't know about?