#public school things

[public-school-things]

When my freshman year German teacher left and the new teacher came, it was found out apparently the old teacher was trying to teach us 'Pennsylvania Deutsche' (Amish). Not German. I have literally never gotten over that. THIS GUY WAS TEACHING THERE SINCE THE 90S AND NOBODY. NOT A SOUL EVER NOTICED!!!!!

(This is like trying to teach the modern English language using unaltered Shakespeare)

that is in a way so fucking hysterical. im surprised no one noticed. did you guys not have language standardized tests? either way, thats so amusing omg.

[incorrectgenerations]

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Me: *shows the freshmen and sophomores how to make fire out of a gum wrapper and battery then is dubbed the god of arson by them*

[idontwannapickausername]

My very educated mother just served us nachos

Please excuse my dear aunt Sally

Quadratic formula sung to the tune of ‘Pop Goes the Weasel’

Never eat soggy waffles

[fuzzyduxk]

reading gay fanfiction trapped in my guidance counselors office due to a lockdown..

if this doesn’t sum up my life idk what does

[bre1920yun-blog]

Struggling art teacher please help if you can. Any amount of money would help

[strwbrryvagabond]

made this on my way home from school today

[50ckz]

honestly kinda ableist i have to have a doctors note, a parents note, AND approval from my school nurse to use a cane because its considered a weapon when the sports kids can carry baseball bats

[evilprincessrosee]

So lets say I dont want to get shot?