Fuck People
i hate everyone who came through our maze tonight but especially the little shit who had a fight with his girl and decided to destroy our property, the teenager who dropped trou and waved his dick around, and every single idiotic motherfucker who screamed in my face and then went “HA HA I GOT YOU”
pro tip, my gentle followers, regarding that last: that shit ain’t funny and will never be funny. all it does is make you look like a douchebag.
regarding the first two parts: that’s how you get your ass kicked out without a refund and also arrested. Public indecency and possibly sexual assault, depending.
i am going to bed once i finish my tea. then i’m going to sleep until the past five solid hours of bullshit is nothing more than a terrible nightmare.












