#puck rants

[gingersmiith]

Fuck People

i hate everyone who came through our maze tonight but especially the little shit who had a fight with his girl and decided to destroy our property, the teenager who dropped trou and waved his dick around, and every single idiotic motherfucker who screamed in my face and then went “HA HA I GOT YOU”

pro tip, my gentle followers, regarding that last: that shit ain’t funny and will never be funny. all it does is make you look like a douchebag.

regarding the first two parts: that’s how you get your ass kicked out without a refund and also arrested. Public indecency and possibly sexual assault, depending.

i am going to bed once i finish my tea. then i’m going to sleep until the past five solid hours of bullshit is nothing more than a terrible nightmare.

[puckwritings]

Good News!

I have some VERY exciting news to share with you all: not only is my play “The Boy Upstairs” no longer a WIP, it just yesterday won an award at my college!! As you can imagine, I’m kind of flying high off of the excitement of it; hopefully within the next few years I’ll be able to put on a production of it at my school!

[cyberdogbutch]

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[cyberdogbutch]

i hate trying to explain why certain things are such a big deal for me to nonautistic people bc they just write it off as me being childish

[gingersmiith]

One thing really bothers me about Kingsglaive...

they’re all pissed about regis abandoning the rest of Lucis, but...

guys

do you remember the start of the movie?

When the Empire dropped Diamond WEAPON off just long enough to demonstrate the Glaives were no match, then fucked off with it? the very thing that Titus was reporting when Ardyn turned up?

What do you guys think would have happened if Regis hadn’t agreed to those terms?

It seems pretty clear to me that Niflheim would’ve dropped it on Leide, on Duscae, on Cleigne, on Cavaugh, on Galahd, on every part of Lucis not protected by the wall.

“Why would the King do this?”

I have no idea.

[thefaeriesfyre]

By all means, bring on the backstabbing, faithless traitor. That should perk my day up.

[pucktastical]

Sometimes things make me angry. I'm leaving my cousin's high school graduation and right before they all threw their caps, my aunt leans over to tell me that there's a lot of kids with confetti cannons to set off when they throw the caps. Unfortunately, my brother with severe PTSD is sitting a row away and I couldn't get to him fast enough. I shouldn't have to look over and see him so panicked ever. Ever. There's a reason some things aren't allowed in certain situations and this is one of them.