Magic To Do

Broadway, books, horses, and fandoms.

[effervescent-emmett]

bella swan circa 2006

[newtonpermetersquare]

Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

[squided]

how did I never once think to use tape fuck

[rubykgrant]

one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

[iliveinmyblanket]

Holy shit

[loveknowsno-limits]

Concept: I’m laying in bed, there’s chill music playing, a bunch of candles are lit, I’m wrapped up in your arms, we’re covered in blankets, it’s storming, and you’re telling me about your theories on aliens

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[nocontextsantaclaritadiet]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

got kicked out of history class because i wouldnt stop saying ‘i want to smoke a blunt with him <3′ after every historical figure is mentioned

[toltnglory]

Suspension

Sólon Frá Sörlatungu October 2019

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[ruinedchildhood]

[athenasdragon]

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

[liketherazor]

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.

[swampxwitchxhattie]

I laughed harder than I should have

[gifcraft]

[conflictingheart]

A cow catching snowflakes

[alatarielgildaen-deactivated201]

A calf separated from his mother, being raised in a cage for veal, finding fun and stimulation in the only thing available to him

[sebbysheepie]

Actually those are calf hutches. They only stay in those a few weeks. It keeps them away from the main barns and the public so they don’t get illnesses that can be prevented easily. Think of it like a newborn in the maternity ward. And those are all females. So not veal. They will be released back into a large pen when their immune systems are in full working order/. I know. It’s hard to understand farms have reasons for what we do! But keeping the animals alive and healthy is important. And it just takes a little misinformation from people that don’t know anything about animals to make other people confused. This is why you should research your topics before making up stories like this. It really is just that. A calf enjoying catching snowflakes

[nynaeve-almeara]

When you just can’t admit you were wrong and assumed the worst in a situation you know absolutely nothing about.

[lynati]

So, “Actually, that’s misinformation, here’s what’s actually going on” explanations are now a form of “bullying”? Gotcha. …Just because an interaction left you feeling stupid doesn’t mean the other party was bullying you.

[beeneeigh]

André De Shields.... is the the wisest and most profound person I've ever had the honour of witnessing and I discovered this in John Mulaney's personalized acid trip

[meerius]

She came to me again tonight..

Judy Dench’s cats performance will never let me sleep again

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

what if we kissed at the jellicle ball (and we are both jellicle cats)

[thotograph]

anxiety: they hate you

me: who hates me

anxiety: they

[arandomthot]

Only a matter of time before this is printed on a shirt