I'M FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. So I'm going to lose weight and cry and cry and cry because woooorking ouuuut
EXCUSE ME YOU ARE NOT FAT. YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL LADY BUT JUST SAYING THIS ISN’T GOING TO MAKE YOU BELIEVE IT SO LET ME SMOOCH THAT NEGATIVITY AWAY AND WE CAN BOTH WORK ON OUR BODIES TOGETHER THRU THE SEXTH.
I don't actually remember... It feels like you've been there for years. Probably a tiny chat.
OH I remember, it was a livestream for Star Trek into Darkness I think where we joked about lens flare by yelling PENIS every time we saw one. Was that it? Hehehe
Or in the other case yes I’ve been here for years like 7 prostates worth.
TRUST MY RAGE THOR. I AM ANGRY THOR. I WILL AVENGE MOTHER THOR. THOR. THOR. RAGE, THOR. RAGE. that's what I think of every time I see that on your freakin' tumblr. omfg.
I AM THE MIGHTY THOR, SUCK MY MIGHTY MJOLNIR AKA THOR MIGHTY JUNIOR BUT THE NOT SMALL KIND BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG DICK. THOR.
omg. I totes need to do tmi stuff. WHAT IS THE KINKIEST THING YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT DOING TO ANOTHER PERSON? Or masturbated to the thought of? Also, please. I masturbate like... Twice a day, usually once, and I'm not bli-fuck. I wear glasses. SHITE
KINKIEST THING I THOUGHT OF DOING TO ANOTHER PERSON?
wow i dunno like shove a dildo up their butt D:
Truly though I would love to use the riding crop on someone that seems fun as fuck.
WAIT. That wouldn't be considered TMI, would it? How about this one then; How many times a day/week do you typically masturbate. GET FLUSTERED ON THAT ONE, BABE.
HEYYYYYY. TIME FOR UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTION TIME. Would you have sex with moi? I'm actually flustered and blushing asking you this question. omg. whatamIdoing.
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
Me looking at them, I don’t like feeling vulnerable.
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
My old man. Because he’s a twat. Yes he’s still a twat.
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
*has sister on speed dial* "DELETE MY INTERNET HISTORY!"
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
I’m going to do everything I never would have done like sky diving, and sleeping under the stars ahh who am I kidding I’d probably still sit at home on my computer…
In all honesty though, I wouldn’t tell anyone because I’d want everything to be normal but I would be extra kind and affectionate and I wouldn’t want anyone to go through any pain. At the same time the shock would be really bad but at least it’s not something they’ll have anxiety over if they know and be paranoid and disturbed for too long you know? I think I would tell my family maybe the last week of my life. I can’t bare to see my mom and younger sister affected by it for too long and oh god I hate this fucking question I’M DONE.
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
Love. Trust is good but love is harder to kill than trust. Least in my opinion. And that means all form of love, not just the romantic.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
HELL YEAH I’M FUCKING SAVING THAT DOGS LIFE DON’T EVEN THINK TWICE JUST DO IT FUCK I’LL GO NAKED.
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
I would say love, it means a lot more to me.
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
That depends if I feel the same way right, so if I liked them too then why stop it from taking its course? If I don’t feel the same way, I would be kind about it. I wouldn’t ignore them or cut off the friendship. At the same time I wouldn’t encourage it either and I only hope they decide to accept it.
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
I wouldn’t do it. Things happen for a reason and I rather not have any of my current living loved ones having to go through that experience of losing the same person twice, so no.
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
No, not really. Hehe…
11. Does love = sex?
love + sex = good
love - sex= good love(sex)^2 =good
sex/love (sex) = good
love^2 = goodAll is good yo.
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
I wouldn’t give up my job if that’s all I have as well. But I would definitely help them find a job and use that damn boss as a reference cuz wtf yo, contribute ya know.
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
I don’t even remember.
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
It’s easier to say I don’t love them than I do.
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
My family. I would have nothing if not for my family. (I mean mom and sister)
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
My mom :3
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
Me doing that fucking history essay, I should have done it. And right now the same shit is happening with a different assignment. Fuckin hell.
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
Fucking Vegeta yo beat that creepy ass stalker/rapist/killer up, I ain’t asking for some weaklings nuh uh.
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
HELL YEA I WOULD, A LIFE IS WORTH MORE THAN ANY CLASS/STATUS/RACE/GENDER DIFFERENCES OR ANY OF THAT SHIT. I’LL JUST SANITIZE AFTER.
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
I’m sorry grandma, you had a long life, I’m sure you would do the same. I am not going to take away an infant’s chance at a whole life.
22. Are you old fashioned?
Like my morals/principles? To some extent.
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
Donating money.
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
First one because it’s happened and I survived.
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
I wish I was a pretty successful actress. I say pretty successful because I want to work towards something, and achieve through my own means, damn it.
