#punacceptable

[punacceptables]

If a person says they don't like comedy they aren't joking

[santanist]

punacceptable i feel like every bank but mine does bc its a local one so its v small and limited

[slapmytitties]

punacceptable said: I’m so offended but also not really since I’m planning on transferring to NorCal next yr >:)

OMG where are you transferring to?? visit me!!

[novexiii]

Everyone thinks I’m overdramatic when I’m upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. Now THAT’S overdramatic.

[nasturbate]

punacceptable replied to your post: you know wussup??? i still listen to t...

sometimes I’m in a such great heights mood…..who gonna judge me

god will and also maybe ur neighbors

(pretends like i wasnt listening to such great heights 30 seconds ago)

[jesterfrog]

me and tumblr user peculiartophat were discussing an edgy/serious JRPG plot idea when:

jesterfrog: "Local Teenagers Fight God"

peculiartophat: do it just fight God with that bat

jesterfrog: haha

peculiartophat: but yeah keep that idea in your pocket for a rainy day I like it too

jesterfrog: maybe I can work it into that baseball game idea

jesterfrog: nono no i'm kidding

peculiartophat: PFFTTT

peculiartophat: BASE BALL BAT GOD ALREADY

jesterfrog: "FOR WHAT REASON DO WE PLAY"

peculiartophat: THIS WHOLE LEAGUE WAS A SET UP

jesterfrog: "FOR WHICH FORCE DOES THE BALL FLY"

jesterfrog: "IS ANY OF THIS REAL? THAT TRIPLE PLAY... WAS IT ALL A FARCE?"

peculiartophat: WHAT EVEN IS A HOME RUN? IS THERE A HOME FOR US TO EVENTUALLY RUN BACK TO??

jesterfrog: "WE'VE BEEN LIED TO, WE USED TO THINK THE DARKEST PART OF THE FIELD WAS THE DUGOUT... BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY... OUR HEARTS."

peculiartophat: I CAN'T BELIEVE COACH KNEW ALL ALONG, HE WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR US… BUT MAYBE NOT FOR THE REASONS WE THOUGHT...

jesterfrog: 2 OUTS, THE BASES LOADED, THE WORLD IN RUINS

peculiartophat: THE CHEERS OF THE CROWD… WHAT ARE THEY REALLY CHEERING FOR?

jesterfrog: OUR PITCHER HAS THE PERFECT CHANGE-UP... BUT WE NEED TO CHANGE-UP THIS SITUATION... WITH A REAL FAST BALL

jesterfrog: SWUNG ON AND BELTED... BUT AT WHAT COST

peculiartophat: WILL OUR TEAM MATE CATCHER UNDERSTAND OUR FEELING ALL THE WAY OVER THERE? WILL HE AGREE WITH US?

jesterfrog: 60 AND A HALF FEET FROM THE MOUND TO HOME PLATE... BUT IN THAT MOMENT... IT FELT LIKE LIGHTYEARS

jesterfrog: HE STOLE THIRD BASE... BUT WE KNOW WHAT'S REALLY BEEN TAKEN FROM US NOW

jesterfrog: A BALL AS FOUL AS THE EVIL THAT PLAGUES THIS WORLD

peculiartophat: OH MY GOD

peculiartophat: I LOVE THISSSS

peculiartophat: EACH STRIKE WE RECIEVED WAS LIKE A STRIKE TO EVERYONES HEARTS

jesterfrog: hahaha

peculiartophat: the ultimate baseball game

jesterfrog: THE UMPIRE CALLS OUT "SAFE!" WE CHUCKLE TO OURSELVES, THE IRONY NOT YET LOST ON US

peculiartophat: ohhh myyy gooooodddddd lmao

THREE STRIKES AND YOU'RE OUT. OUT OF WHAT? MY MIND? PERHAPS.

peculiartophat: FOUR BALLS AND YOU WALK, ITS THE LONGEST WALK OF OUR LIVES AND IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE TIME TO THINK. THINK OF ALL THAT'S HAPPENED, ALL THAT'S ON THE LINE

jesterfrog: SHIT

jesterfrog: THE UMPIRE CALLS THE PITCHER ON A BALK. BUT HOW COULD HE HAVE FAKED OUT A RUNNER? HE WAS TURNED TO STONE TWO INNINGS AGO

peculiartophat: IT DOESN'T HELP THAT ANOTHER TEAMATE IS PARALYZED, WHILE ANOTHER IS CONFUSED AND TRYING TO PLAY BASKETBALL INSTEAD

jesterfrog: WE RETURN TO THE FIELD AFTER A SCORELESS BOTTOM OF THE INNING. WE'RE UNSURE OF WHAT INNING IT IS, OR EVEN WHAT THE SCORE IS, BUT WE KEEP ON PLAYING. WE MUST.

jesterfrog: SOME PLAYERS HAVE STARTED TO PRAY TO VARIOUS RAIN GODS ON THE CHANCE OF A RAIN DELAY. A BRIEF RESPITE FROM THIS DIAMOND-SHAPED HELL WE'VE FOUND OURSELVES IN

jesterfrog: BUT THAT'S ALL IT WILL BE, A DELAY OF THE INEVITABLE

peculiartophat: THE ANNOUNCER THAT ALWAYS SUPPORTED FOR US IN THE PAST, HIS VOICE IS DISTANT AND NO LONGER REACHES US, BUT WE KEEP HOPE THAT HE'S ALRIGHT AND STILL ON OUR SIDE AND NOT DAMNING US ALONG WITH SO MANY OTHERS

jesterfrog: IN THE BULLPEN, THE RELIEF PITCHER WARMS UP HIS ARM, A SYMBOL OF HOPE, A BEACON LIGHT. IT'S WHAT WE'RE ALL SO DESPERATELY HOPING FOR: RELIEF.

jesterfrog: MEANWHILE, THE PITCHER DELIVERS THE PITCH, BUT THE BALL NEVER CROSSES THE PLATE. THE SPEED GUN'S RED LED READOUT: -99 MPH

peculiartophat: "THA-THATS IMPOSSIBLE" THE CATCHER RESPONDS LOOKING TO THE UMPIRE BUT ONLY RECEIVING A COLD SMILE IN RETURN. THE BATTER DUSTS OFF HIS UNIFORM AS IF GETTING READY TO FINISH US OFF AND LEAVE

jesterfrog: THEY CALL IT THE PENNANT RACE, BUT TO ME, IT'S MORE OF A RACE AGAINST TIME

peculiartophat: WE ALL WATCH A POP FLY, ALL WISHING WE TOO COULD FLY OFF FROM THIS WRETCHED FIELD

jesterfrog: HOWEVER, THE BALL FALLS BACK DOWN TO EARTH, CAUGHT IN THE SHORTSTOP'S GLOVE, REMINDING US ALL OF OUR TRAGIC FATE: WE'VE ALL BEEN CAUGHT HERE.

jesterfrog: haha jesus christ i can't keep this up

peculiartophat: i've run out of baseball terms

peculiartophat: i really want this now

[nasturbate]

punacceptable replied to your post: i willing to embarrass myself on the i...

I wanna go clubbing with u

i went to a club once and ended up sitting in a corner hugging my drink texting my mom

that being said get like 8 drinks in me at a smaller party and i will bust a fucking move

[punkbread]

nyello im Sabrina and im really hot

true!!!!!!!!!!