Holy Tits

Don’t judge me, I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

[novexiii]

[highassi]

fuck sex I wanna make that boy forget all them dark days he had

[vaporfunk-archive-blog]

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

[satanfictive-old]

#I LOVE THOSE TEN PEOPLE AND I WILL DEFEND THEM TO THE GRAVE

[alisonzai]

[animalwoonz]

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[actualmermaid]

Do you read :D as an open-mouthed smile or a smile with teeth?

[thepioden]

[great-tweets]

omggggg

[bisaster-energy]

that kitty really went

[yharnambimbo]

[nightwatched]

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

[a3esome]

[catasters]

[novexiii]

me: why is no one giving me love :’(

also me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ariaste]

I’m proud of all of us. This was a TEAM EFFORT, and we DID IT. Everybody hit the showers.

[dinosauriaawesome]

I looked this up and it is TRUE, Bye Bye Bye has reached number 86 on the charts as of the evening of November 7th. Other top 200 hits include Talkin’ About a Revolution by Tracy Chapman, Georgia On My Mind by Ray Charles, and Fuck You Goodbye by The Kid Laroi.

[eugeniedanglars]

Reblogging this again to add that in addition to “Bye Bye Bye”, the following are also in the iTunes top 100 right now:

“Party in the USA” by Miley Cyrus

“Celebration” by Kool & the Gang

“Fuck Donald Trump” by dropz

“Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” by Steam

“We Are the Champions” by Queen

“Dancing in the Street” by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas

“Y.M.C.A.” by the Village People (which is especially petty and hilarious because Trump used “Y.M.C.A.” as his campaign theme song)

“Philadelphia Freedom” by Elton John

“Hit the Road Jack” by Ray Charles

Absolutely outstanding work by the American people tonight.

[dunflower]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[coolyounghip-deactivated2014052]

life hack: don’t join tumblr

[writingsforwinter]

If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 

If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.

If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.

If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.

If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.

If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 

If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.

If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.

It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

I want political journalists to stop using the word “edging” for the love of god

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[ri5k]

i think the hill does this on purpose