Happy Pride Month
Being the only straight one in a group of friends is fun because I just keep making friends with more and more lesbians and nb people and it’s the best because I love them all! I made friends with one polya girl, and all of a sudden, I have like 46 more friends because when she gets a new partner, they usually turn out to be rad af and then I have another friend! It just keeps going! It’s fantastic! Having these friends is like having a friendship tribble because they’re all cute and great, but I just keep getting more friendships! I don’t have enough arms to hug all my new friends! And I don’t care because I will eventually hug all of them! Or just dance with them if they’re averse to touch!
You let me know if I need to punch any TERFs, biphobes, or homophobes because I WILL punch them so hard they’ll be heterophobes by the time they’re done!
I love you, MOGAI folx! Have a good pride!