*screams like banshee*

I am a nurse. She/Her; If you’re a TERF, I don’t want you here.

[iprobablyneedcoffee]

Tongva land is being taken by Cal State Long Beach to build a fucking parking lot.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

Here is the gofundme to protect Puvunga.

Here is more information on Instagram about how to help.

This is Michelle Castillo’s project Protect Puvunga on Instagram.

Also, I am bad at figuring out how to get links from the Twitter app, but this account’s pinned thread talks about what I just mentioned and more ways to help because I got all of my information from it.

[iprobablyneedcoffee]

Toomgs, the AmPm mascot, is one of the most horrifying things in the universe.

Like, who the *f u c k* thought that this would appeal to consumers?

*W h a t* *the* *ACTUAL* *f u c k*

I hate everything about this.

I

would like to

BURN

DOWN

*every*

*SINGLE*

GODFORSAKEN

AMPM

until we are free from having Toomgis in this world.

WHO THOUGHT THAT A 7FT TALL FOOD MAN WOULD MAKE US WANT TO COME IN HERE. THIS IS FUCKING CANDY WIFE ALL OVER AGAIN, EXCEPT HE TALKS.

HE tAlKs!

His ass looks so crusty that I don’t even WANT any of the foods he is made of—INCLUDING the cheese puffs that made up his beard. Ugh.

[weedgang]

He’s kinda hot tho

[iprobablyneedcoffee]

Get the fuck out of my sight.

[retrogamingblog2]

I wonder why game freak removed this feature…

[tazmiilly]

little fact: I originally wanted ford to be using one of these locked ones but u couldn't tell what it was when I drew it

I feel like one of these is more accurate though. he was really secretive about his work or whatever

[that-one-drunk-gay]

My brain couldn’t function until this.

[orteil42]

i don’t get hyped for games anymore i just watch an announcement trailer and think “huh neat” then forget about the game until i see a youtube vid about it 2 years later with WHAT WENT WRONG?😱 overlaid on the thumbnail

[gobblewanker]

Happy 10 year anniversary to everyone! I got into this show way late, so for me it's just been something like a year and a half. But I can't believe this show is already ten! Thank you all for this time, for all the fanart, and fics and friends! It's been awesome and here's to many more!

[soyalexnajera]

Just a little gift from Alex Hirsch, a long version of "We'll meet again" 💙😭

[yaboirezzy]

The Disney Sisters Party Wreckers

They were just playing uno, like c'mon girls

[soyalexnajera]

What does this sound to you?

[hkthatgffan]

Alex Hirsch just posted video on Instagram that Joe Pitt made on the day that Gravity Falls was greenlit!

All the way back in 2009!!

A perfect way to wrap up the 10 year anniversary of Gravity Falls premiering!

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[iprobablyneedcoffee]

My favorite part is the “Lucifer” part when that’s the literal name of the cat in Cinderella. Like???

Was that really a hill they wanted to die on???

Maleficent has a raven named Diablo. And she summons the powers of Hell to turn herself into a dragon.

Not to mention everything the Evil Queen in Snow White did.

But sure, they’re worried religious people will get offended.

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[maximumsunshine]

Let me get this straight because I've only seen memes and am piecing this together as i go, but i think i figured out what's happening.

Tumblr is advertising the tumblr app, on the tumblr app, using a photo of a guy in a Pikachu cosplay, because that's what they think it will take to successfully sell this app, to people whom already use it?

But now the ball shaving ad is gone? Or is that one still in the mix?

[showandtelltime]

Caption This!

Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.

[iprobablyneedcoffee]

This reminds me exactly of one of my best friends while we were trapped at a table with a loud mouthed guy who wanted to hear himself talk during a party back in 2018.

[brightlotusmoon]

Paris Zarcilla on Twitter: "Four years with the best companions I could ever ask for. Love them more every year. Hap py birthday, my darling fam ❤ https://t.co/2lMRNRigxS" / Twitter

[mortimermcmirestinks]

New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

[letteredlettered]

what socks do pirate love the most?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrgyle

[letteredlettered]

you got it! what’s a pirate’s favorite element?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrrrrgon

[letteredlettered]

right again. what’s a pirate’s favorite state to visit?

[mydaroga]

Arrrrrrrrrkansas?

[letteredlettered]

yep. what’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?

[mydaroga]

R!

[letteredlettered]

oh, you think it’s an R, but it’s really the C

[animatedamerican]

Heard a guy do a pirate song once and yell out jokes like this to the audience during the bridge. The last one:

Singer: “What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?” The audience, primed by now: “Arr-son!” Singer stops playing, stares at us all reproachfully, says: “Piracy.”