#pundawan

[princessofthememeyscira]

How does a Dalek keep its skin soft? EXFOLIATE! ~pundawan, who will eat the fruit. For you

Well, I doubt that. But I respect the pun.

[smolsupermemegirl]

If a Silence looks at a Weeping Angel, does the Weeping Angel move closer or forget the encounter? ~pundawan, who appreciates your use of Allons-y! And oh no. that is terrible news. I take it the place is a bit of a mess?

That is……. a very good question……… Tim is introducing me to the Doctor Who world and I might say… I do love it! Yeah, it is… we’re managing to not freak out, but still it’s been… hard, very hard.

[princessofthememeyscira]

What's the best way to negotiate with a Cyberman? From a long way away ~pundawan, who once again agrees with you.

Trying to negotiate with a Cyberman? Your strategy may be a bit outdated. Might you consider an upgrade?

[princessofthememeyscira]

What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot? Time to call a Doctor ~pundawan, who agrees that the Doctor has no food sense.

That scenario has so many ways it could go wrong. In running over your foot, the Dalek might detect you. Failing that, your scream might alert it to your presence. If not, you might get a call in to the Doctor. Otherwise...

EX-TER-MI-NATE!

[princessofthememeyscira]

What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? Dalek bread ~pundawan, who thinks that the sound of a banana ring is appealing

For someone who once decided on fish fingers and custard, that’s a surprisingly normal meal. I’m suddenly amused by the idea of Dalek-shaped bread, seasoned with garlic butter. I might have to try that sometime.

[princessofthememeyscira]

Why do Daleks eat apples? Because an apple a day keeps the Doctor away ~pundawan, who likes the joke but does not agree with the sentiment. An apple a day will keep a dentist away; an orange a day will keep the doctor away. Either way, no fruit for me, just to be sure

Don’t swear off all fruit, Pundawan. The Doctor likes bananas. Bananas are good.

[princessofthememeyscira]

What did the doctor say after she gave her patient a shot? I hope thistle make you feel better! ~pundawan, who apologises for their previous pun.

Someone appears to have a prickly bedside manner.

But on that note, dear Pundawan, I must be off for the night. Until tomorrow!

[princessofthememeyscira]

if you were a flower you’d be a damnnnndelion ~pundawan, who understands how attention can be. Answer when you can, I'll be sure to see it

Bit of a stretch, that.