Wonder Woman first time at a mall

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Wonder Woman first time at a mall
More fun Justice League scenarios:
- the whole team piling into an all-night diner after dealing w a crisis, they have Usual places in the cities they frequent where the staff give them a discount for being superheroes & and also bcos they eat a Shitload of food (most places would let them eat free but they're too polite)
- Justice League secret Santa (everyone is praying they don't get Batman, either they don't know what to get The Batman OR they're like 'he's a goddamn billionaire what do you get the man who has everything')
- Justice League anniversary dinner, everyone getting dressed up nice to go to a nice restaurant ('ok so just in case anyone asks whose kid is Billy. Are me & Lois old enough to be believable as his parents?' 'why do I have to be anyone's kid' 'clark it's a private function room and I'm paying extra for no questions asked, no-one is going to ask whose kid Billy is' 'but just in CASE' 'im not calling any of you dad all night ):<'
More secret Santa scenarios:
- one time pre identity reveal someone gets Bruce a Starbucks gift card. Every year after that Clark cheats to make sure he gets The Batman & puts everyone else out of their misery
- it was Flash who bought the giftcard and post identity reveal he wakes up in cold sweats over it
- Billy going home after the drawing like 'ok I know we agreed I wouldn't talk about Justice League stuff but I need your help so bad' 'what is it what's wrong' 'i need to buy Wonder Woman a holiday present help me'
- *the following year* Diana, freaking out: somebody help me what do teenage boys even like
On his List of Ways He Could Presumably Murder Each Member Of The Justice League, If It Came To It, Batman has an extra column in the Excel sheet with the perfect present for each member. Each year, it is presented to its victim recipient with iron-jawed solemnity. He has never gotten it wrong.
He has no idea what to get his kids.
god i know i already reblogged this addition but i can't stop thinking about Batman & his spreadsheet. it's like
'JL members known super powers'
'JL members secret identities'
'secret santa gift ideas'
'plans for killing each member of the league'
'birthdays'
Batman: Fine. Did you get all that, Commissioner? Commissioner: Indeed I did, Batman. We’ll set up the tape telecast and have the dummy package of money waiting. See you at eleven tonight. Commissioner: Two fine men. So dissimilar in many respects and yet… yet so similar in others.
Sometimes I question it when people say “Bruce Wayne is one of the smartest men in the DCU”
But then I see scenes like this and I remember that this is a very relative term
The entire DCU shares one brain cell and Batman hogs it 90% of the time
@im-batmeme
I don’t hog the brain cell, I havent even seen it in weeks, I think Diana is using it at the moment
Are you sure it’s only been weeks? I’m pretty sure I’ve had it longer than that.
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Captain America would kick Wonder Woman's ass just sayin
As someone who loves my son Steve Rogers, I have to say that he could never kick Diana’s ass, like literally, and also he would never do that, because Steve Rogers would grow up idolising the mysterious hero from WW1, and would probably swoon if he got to meet her, would call her “ Your Majesty” unironically, until Diana has to literally punch him to make him stop, and even then, he’d call her “Ma'am” with the utmost respect, and also he’d follow her to Hell and back without blinking.
@next-great-adventure AND THEN THEY WOULD START A PODCAST
They would meet in Vichy France, and after he settled down around her they’d be fine. She’d call him Steven (because it still hurts a little to say Steve). She would teach him the Shield move, and when she called for it in battle he would crouch down with his shield raised, waiting to feel the impact of her boots, then launch her forward – at a line of panzers, across battlements. He would take half a minute to watch in awe as the dust billowed around her landing, watch her upend tanks and pulverize fortifications. Then he’d sprint after, taking out machine gun nests and artillery, and the Wehrmacht would have another tale of the two Allied soldiers with shields who they could never, ever defeat.
I so love the idea that little Stevie Rogers read about and idolized the mysterious superwoman who aided the Allies in the Great War.
I love “Patriotic Leotards” as a friendship OR a romance. Or as a mutual admiration society long before they meet in person.
I’m officially taking it as canon now that the reason Steve knew how to properly launch Natasha at the Chitauri is cuz Diana taught him, and no one can tell me different.
Years pass, decades. Captain America is frozen in ice and awakes in a new world.
The ideals he used to hold sacred are tarnished, everyone he loved or cared about is gone or fading away. Heroes are pitted against one other. His once closest friend became a brainwashed killer.
We find Steve Rogers at one of the last diners from his era. Greasy, dirty, and worn out, but it smells like home and distant dreams.
Medium shot, profile, Steve seems to be talking to himself, talking about all he’s seen and all he’s done since he came back out of the ice. His eyes are tired. His back is straight, but his shoulders sag.
As he talks, the camera dollies in slow until his face is framed in a close up and he asks, “Is this really a world for heroes anymore?”
Then a woman’s speaks, as the camera slowly pans around. “Steven,” she says, slowly, giving us time to see the revelation that he’s talking to Diana.
Diana - immortal, ideal - she hasn’t changed. She moved the world around her, and stayed the same hero he knew so long ago. Warrior, princess, hope.
She stands up and puts her hand on his shoulders. She says:
“There is a place for you in this world.”
this was a good one
I gotta get on AO3 huh.
@memecaptainsteverogers @princessofthememeyscira
I don’t think I’ve ever been more terrifying than the time I went into combat wearing a tiara.
It's always worked well for me.
The good news: the bathtub spider is dead. The bad news: the wall between the Watchtower showers and common room is gone. The worst news: This happened as I was already ready to shower and Diana hasn’t stopped laughing yet.
I am a little sorry.
However, I don’t think the sight of you snatching up bits of drywall to cover yourself after having just glared a spider (and most of the wall it was sitting on) to death will ever not be funny.
Look I agree dress codes are regressive and usually shame-based but I AM going to have to insist we put it in the bylaws that nobody have a cooler shield than me.
I dunno, I think @princessofthememeyscira has a cooler shield than you.
These bylaws… they cover Wonder Woman?
Also, random follow up for no reason:
Where’s a literal stop sign rank on the shield coolness scale?
I haven’t yet met a law made by mortals that could apply to Diana if she didn’t want it to.
My first shield was the ripped off door of a taxicab. A stop sign is a great starter shield! It says, “I just got here two minutes ago but I’m already prepared to kick everyone’s ass.” It demonstrates a spirited will to use the tools at hand and not inconsiderable upper-body strength.
Obviously it’s not as cool as mine but as we’ve already discussed to do so would be breaking a dress code, so you’re both cool and safe from reprimand!
The other thing a stop-sign-shield says is… “STOP”
You know, just in case your disapproval of someone’s actions is not clear enough when you try to fight them.
I mean, I suppose it depends which side you put the handle on. Knowing the Avengers, they’d insist it read “STOP (jumping out of buildings)” on the inside, if it was mine.
I’d have thought that might appeal to you. One more way for you to ignore the constant demands that you consider proper safety instead of just “what you can walk away from.”
Look I agree dress codes are regressive and usually shame-based but I AM going to have to insist we put it in the bylaws that nobody have a cooler shield than me.
I dunno, I think @princessofthememeyscira has a cooler shield than you.
These bylaws… they cover Wonder Woman?
Also, random follow up for no reason:
Where’s a literal stop sign rank on the shield coolness scale?
I haven’t yet met a law made by mortals that could apply to Diana if she didn’t want it to.
My first shield was the ripped off door of a taxicab. A stop sign is a great starter shield! It says, “I just got here two minutes ago but I’m already prepared to kick everyone’s ass.” It demonstrates a spirited will to use the tools at hand and not inconsiderable upper-body strength.
Obviously it’s not as cool as mine but as we’ve already discussed to do so would be breaking a dress code, so you’re both cool and safe from reprimand!
The other thing a stop-sign-shield says is... “STOP”
You know, just in case your disapproval of someone’s actions is not clear enough when you try to fight them.
i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.
diana no
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@princessofthememeyscira @im-batmeme
i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.
I love this?
Thank you for the inspiration @unpretty <3
yessss
@im-batmeme @princessofthememeyscira
Nobody understands my struggle
In respect of your struggle...
... yes. Yes, this only happened once.
I saw some angry tweets today, so I’ve sketched what I think about pitching women against each other.
Those two would get along pretty well.
@princessofthememeyscira
Darn right we do!
You give great hugs!
Wanna grab ice cream later?
I feel like this is one of those questions where I’m supposed to answer by asking one of those rhetorical questions to which the answer is obviously yes, but I’m so distracted by the thought of ice cream, all I can think is,
Yes! Absolutely yes!
I saw some angry tweets today, so I’ve sketched what I think about pitching women against each other.
Those two would get along pretty well.
@princessofthememeyscira
Darn right we do!
You give great hugs!
I can honestly say that I don't fully trust any comic fan who genuinely likes the Superman/Wonder Woman pairing.
Just….no. No. Nope. Noooooo no.
shadowsofapumpkin said: i haven’t read the comics just the cartoons so could you please expand a bit?
When DC rebooted their continuities with the New 52, instead of keeping Superman with Lois Lane, they now have him in a relationship with Wonder Woman.
Which is awful. It makes no sense for either character. It’s just a “pair up the Alphas!” ship in the most nonsensical way possible, never mind the insult to Lois’s character.
Wait, wait, wait.. Lois Lane has character? When did that start?
Lois Lane is a badass, hard working, ruthless reporter, often sarcastic but always undeniably charming. While hr writing isn’t always consistent (We’re looking at nearly a century of stories here), she is a total badass through and through.
Like, she calls Superman “Smallville.” How fucking charming can this woman be?
Don’t even talk to me about Lois Lane. Lois Lane is a goddess.
“when did that start?” Uh, 1939? And the modern iteration of Lois has been around since the late 1980s. She has a family, backstory, strong personality, several relationships and has taken down and exposed several bad guys on her own. She’d had her own plotlines for AGES. She’s had multiple one shots and miniseries.Do you even read Superman comics? Or watch like…any Superman related media?
just you know, a few random examples of ranges of appearances. She’s teamed up with a range of heroes, including Wonder Woman
And self-identifies as a feminist within the comics, which is pretty rare for DC Comics tbh. They don’t even let it near Wonder Woman most of the time.
Lois is an incredibly powerful character who has starred in a lot comics. To say she has no character would mean 70 years worth of writers were all somehow incompetent.