i will ruin you - punkfistfights / @punkfistfights
word count: 5,708 ● rating: explicit ● series: dirty mind, dirty mouth (pretty little head)
The first non-queliot fic of this lil fic rec series! This one features Julia/Marina, and HOO BOY is it fucking hot. it’s pretty much pwp, and mind the tags, folks. wiski is an underrated pairing imo--and I recommend the other fic in this series as well. Tee writes Marina at her most deliciously evil, and it’s no wonder Julia can’t help herself. like said, hot as fuck 🔥 another one from the marked for later list that I can’t believe I haven’t read already!
“i feel like i’ve been dragged into a conversation i didn’t want to be in” + demonsiphon & traci?? ilyyy 💜💜💜
*surprisebitch.gif* BET YA WERENT EXPECTIN SOME DEMONSIPHON OUTTA THE BLUE HUH TEE?
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“I mean, think about it.”
Ah, those dreaded words. Not the beginning of an argument, though Raven would rather the conversation to be heading that way.
No, those words, and more importantly that tone, meant something utterly inane was about to be proposed. And that nothing but over-the-top reactions would follow.
Raven tried to shift her book further up in her line of sight, more effectively blocking Traci pacing along the other side of the table and Lori watching her pacing as the siphon herself sat backwards in a desk chair.
“A vampire that’s been around for so long would have a lot of money,” Traci started, “And probably property and more than enough wealth accumulated to continue expanding it-”
“That doesn’t explain why Batman would-”
“I’m getting there,” Traci interrupted Lori before she could get the sentence in, “He’s all gadgets and tech, sure, but have you seen the stats and stories about how many times he must have been shot-?”
“No,” Raven said.
It wasn’t an answer, but a means to stop the urban magician, part-time detective from digging any deeper into her conspiracy.
“Well I have,” she smiled impishly, ignoring Raven’s tone completely, “No human person could survive that kinda shit. And even if he was human, let me tell you, he’s probably not gonna be doing this for much longer-”
“Is that a threat, promise, or a prediction?” Lori snickered.
“Azar, grant me patience,” Raven prayed under her breath as Traci made a show of thinking on her answer.
“Because any way you slice that, it doesn’t mean anything unless you’re willing to put money on it,” Lori continued, “Tell me I’m right, Rae.”
“I feel like I’ve been dragged into a conversation I didn’t want to be in,” Raven groaned, “Kicking and screaming and most certainly against my will-”
Just as she began to stand up in preparation to leave, Traci rushed around the table to block her exit, barely containing her laughter as she pointed accusingly.
“You sit back down and face facts! Batman’s a vampire!”
“He’s not! You’re-!” Raven let out a frustrated, strangled noise, before closing her eyes and taking in the longest breath she could stand to draw.
“Whoa, okay, I really felt that one,” Lori laughed nervously, “We might need to dial it back, Baker’s Dozen.”
As the siphon stood from her own chair, she reached out to hold the Titan’s hand, rubbing a quick, light circle with her thumb.
“You know we’re joking, right babe?”
Raven let out a sigh, and with it as many of her frustrations as she could manage.
“I know. It’s just… a lot when you two keep… hyping each other up about nonsense like this. Words and feelings and beliefs all contradicting one another and its just-”
“A lot?” Lori repeated, smiling. Raven could only nod.
“Well, you can relax then, fearless leader,” Traci shrugged, taking one of the empty chairs and turning it around to sit backwards in, as Lori had done before, “The likely truth is a tad more boring... but possibly far more sinister.”
The prick of curiosity in the air was palpable, even if Raven had not been an empath. She couldn’t help the laugh that escaped at the sudden, yet far more predictable, shift in mood.
“And what, pray tell, is that truth?” she asked, rolling her eyes as she let a soft scoff loose.
“Well, if he’s not a vampire, then that leaves the only one option,” Traci wrinkled her nose in distaste before nearly spitting the word, “Billionaire.”
bloodwater ballad is genuinely one of my favorite songs i listen to it on repeat on soundcloud and even showed it to my sister who doesn’t know tma at all but likes music, thank you for gifting us with it !!
aw aw aw aw jhdkjgfh thank you? that’s the sweetest thing, i’m glad you guys like it i’m ;_; !!!!
