#puns man

[ninananinano]

[cordoniantrash]

It's 3 in the morning and I fucking snorted

[shionch]

a big german town famous for its baths and beauty salons

de spa city

[ourpolestar]

Youngjae's instagram is so aesthetic. You could even say that it is

Jaesthetic

[nightmarenoise]

Do you think Hawkmoth is proud of himself for coming up with all these punny supervillain names on the (butter)fly?

[comickergirl]

My method for selecting greeting cards tends to be: which is the punniest? 

[im-not-superstitious]

I accidentally backed into my dads truck when I was pulling out of the driveway today. Naturally it freaked me considering that i'm a brAND new driver. So instead of going to the store like was originally planned, I cried a bit and barricaded myself in my room. After a few hours, My dad knocks on my door. I kinda stared at him because he wasn't saying anything. evENTUALLY he finally goes "I was just going to ask if you were okay?" By now I had taken a nice long shower and was bingeing netflix so I started to nod. BUT beFORE I could say anything he finishes his sentence: "Or if you were still a wreck."

annnnnnndd that's the story of how I disowned my father.

[purgatories-keeper-blog]

@runeterrasjester He squints at the pun. "I request you to stop."