#punssss

[quinintheclouds]

Logan: *rambling on and on*

Roman: Tell me, what crime have I committed to deserve so long a sentence?

Logan: I've got a point.

Roman: Once you've arrived at it, send me a postcard

[excaliefur]

Catherine: let me get this straight-

Jane: more like let me run this bi you.

Cathy: lets just see how this pans out

Anna: lets not panic now.

Kat: we should ace-ess the situation.

Anne: *panicking*

Anne: IM GAY

[averlym]

imagine cleves in boyle's dress-

omg this is such a concept

maybe henry thought anna would be like anne, and when that wasn’t the case he had to anne-null the marriage 

[tothestarsandbackmoved]

ASTA HO JAO

this makes me happy!

:D

(to my non desi followers, this essentially means *set* please- but in the context of the sun. so since my name is uday (which means rise, or sunrise [hence the dawn]) mango is telling me to sleep in the same way the sun sleeps at dusk)

[shzaam-blog]

Are you electricity? Because baby your shocking me back to life

are  you  sure  that’s  medically  possible ?

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

I fuckin love this shirt.

[rushthetoastyboi]

My dad asked me how my pizza was and I said "it's a pizza crap" and long story short I've been disowned

[septicshaye-blog]

“This amount of hair is un-bear-able!”

He always has the beary best puns!