Oct 8, 2019
Attempt #idk
Uhhhhh I think I originally wrote something about not noticing how long the sword was until I tried to take the picture. I switched it to the back scabbard and it feels like nothing.
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Attempt #idk
Uhhhhh I think I originally wrote something about not noticing how long the sword was until I tried to take the picture. I switched it to the back scabbard and it feels like nothing.
Airplane bathrooms: 1
Tol boi: 0
So my fiancee likes cats but doesn't like puns. Basically what I'm saying is: Asking her if she wanted to "meow-ry me" probably would have been a hard "no".
My dad asked me how my pizza was and I said "it's a pizza crap" and long story short I've been disowned
What do we say to my first alarm? "Not today."
What do we say to my second alarm? "Ah, fine, I guess today."
Leaving 5 minutes earlier than normal
Fantasy: I'm getting more efficient in my morning routine!
Reality: I ran out of memes 5 minutes before I normally do.
My only true chances of being famous are shitposting and dumbass comments
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